Uploaded September 2020 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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A hundred years dot com.
UFP forever.

Credits

Viva Reverie as DJ 3 Pones and Octavia youtube.com/user/IMMATOONLINK
twitter.com/VivaReverie

AntonyC as Doctor Whooves
youtube.com/channel/UCr_Mv-YQxX4T9B1F_Ch6XfQ
twitter.com/AntonyCannon

Jack Getschman as The Grim Reaper and Amethyst
youtube.com/channel/UCB0qq3SOsKZGwM4prKK1xmA
twitter.com/scootertrix

Sven as Lily and Bonbon
twitter.com/CordialPrince

Inkwell as Lyra

Joel Anon as Jeff
youtube.com/channel/UCrWqhNb7OOra6P8F8uSmIww
twitter.com/UnshakenVa

Songs used were

Minuet by Luigi Boccherini youtube.com/watch?v=5fLPBIBOE5U&ab_channel=pray2U4ever

Jupiter by Gustav Holst youtube.com/watch?v=Gu77Vtja30c&ab_channel=HDclassical

Century Son by Augie March youtube.com/watch?v=nGXtB81JKUA&ab_channel=AugieMarch

other music was made by me

Lyrics

Have you ever dreamed of how life could be
In a world where we all got along in harmony?
Where there’s endless joy and we all live free
But instead of that you got UFP

It’s the horror show
That you can’t unsee
It’s UFP, It’s UFP
It’s Ultra Fast Pony
It’s the gob of spit
In your herbal tea
It’s UFP, It’s UFP
It’s Ultra Fast Pony

You can’t understand why anyone would choose
A show where the winning move is just to lose
So you join along but then you blow your fuse
Cause you didn’t rhyme with UFP

It’s a cup of salt
When you feel thirsty
It’s UFP, It’s UFP
It’s Ultra Fast Pony
It’s the La Dee Dah
To your Do re mi
It’s UFP, It’s UFP, It’s UFP…
UFP