Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
The BFEEG represents the cutting edge of Easter Egg delivery technology. A shoulder-controlled, gas-operated, teleporter-fed, 3.5 millimeter, multi-barrelled egg launcher. Laser sight, Valentine's Day chocolate crossbow adaptor, and phased plasma system in the forty-watt range sold separately. Used by the Easter Bunny and the Easter Bunnies numerous minions.
Don't try this at home unless you're a trained professional or a legendary holiday mythical creature, such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Jack Frost, the Great Pumpkin, Cupid, the Tooth Fairy, Frosty the Snowman, Labour Day Lenny, or Boxing Day Betty, otherwise you might poke somebody's eye out, or give them a charley horse, or a subdural hematoma, or a nasty paper cut... okay, maybe not a paper cut.
#easter #easteregg #easterbunny
The BFEEG represents the cutting edge of Easter Egg delivery technology. A shoulder-controlled, gas-operated, teleporter-fed, 3.5 millimeter, multi-barrelled egg launcher. Laser sight, Valentine's Day chocolate crossbow adaptor, and phased plasma system in the forty-watt range sold separately. Used by the Easter Bunny and the Easter Bunnies numerous minions.
Don't try this at home unless you're a trained professional or a legendary holiday mythical creature, such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Jack Frost, the Great Pumpkin, Cupid, the Tooth Fairy, Frosty the Snowman, Labour Day Lenny, or Boxing Day Betty, otherwise you might poke somebody's eye out, or give them a charley horse, or a subdural hematoma, or a nasty paper cut... okay, maybe not a paper cut.
#easter #easteregg #easterbunny
