Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Hi there hello.
I did not receive an owl. Not a snowy owl, not a budget owl, not even a morally questionable burrowing owl. So instead of attending wizard school the traditional way, I enrolled in an online course that promised to help me reclaim my magic.
In this video, I take a real wizarding course on the internet, learn about alchemy, magical staffs, chakras, telepathy, and the importance of keeping your wand clean, and attempt to determine whether I am now legally considered a wizard.
If you enjoy watching a grown man take online wizard classes very seriously, welcome.

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Chapters:
00:00 No Hogwarts Letter
00:51 Wizard School Is Online Now
01:34 Choosing My Wizard Course
01:46 The Intro Video Is… Concerning
02:37 Alchemy and Starting Fires
03:04 Talking to Dragons (Not Elves)
04:03 The Importance of a Magic Wand
05:03 Cleansing Your Wand
05:58 Your Spine Is the Real Wand
07:19 Cauldrons and “Sexual Energy”
08:16 Learning Telepathy
09:53 Quitting Wizard Dreams Outro

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Written in collaboration with Geoff Haggerty
Edited by Jonny Wanzer
Produced by Dave Heuff - Hooked Creators

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