Uploaded February 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Parody of Hurt Feelings by Flight of the Conchords youtube.com/watch?v=VJhnRQAkTC4
mp3 download here mediafire.com/download/63pmzk2sgba796o/Hurt+Feelings.mp3
instrumental is here soundcloud.com/ronsrogue/fotc-hurtfeelings-dic
special thanks to Rebecca Mullins for the colourful Dragriffotauracorn, see more of her art here derpyhoves18.deviantart.com
also to Rebecca Ryan (lol they're both Rebecca) for the black and white line are one, her stuff is here amethyst-dawn.tumblr.com
LYRICS
Some people say bronies have too many feelings
We have normal feelings, normal feelings
Some people say that we are not bronies
We're bronies
That hurts our feelings
Hurts all our many feelings when you say that
Some people say bronies are homosexual
We're sexual, just sexual
The following stories are all possibly true
Made a few up, real life dramas
True facts all from the internet, maybe
Bring the rhyme
I make myself a ponysona, getting super ambitious.
Try to keep it fictitious, make it really auspicious
But everybody is just getting super mean
Nobody likes his colour scheme
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I'm getting nothing but scorn, nobody likes his quadruple horn
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I'd like to see you make a dragriffotauracorn
I'll tell you all another little story of mine
I was looking for an episode to watch online
But after hours and hours of wasted time
Filly Funtasia was all I could find
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I'm not gonna watch Filly Funtasia, I'm a man
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
Get me a man's pony cartoon, please.
It's Thursday night, I go into the store.
There's a super rare plushie I've never seen before.
They don't have any more.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I can't believe that little girl just bought the last one
I ask all my friends if they watch the show
But they say it's too girly watch the show
So I sit by myself and just watch the show
But I see on the couch they're all watching the show
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
They're watching the non-canon movie, Equestria Girls
Have you ever been told that you act like a fruit?
Have you even been asked if your wear a fur suit?
Have you ever been told your favourite pony is lame?
Have you ever spent your money on the mobile game?
Has anyone asked you if you ever said neigh?
No seriously, I'm really not gay.
Do you ever get mocked for all the toys that you're buying
Have you ever been told that the fandom is dying.
Tears of a brony, I'm crying tears of a brony
Tears of a brony, I'm crying tears of a brony
Tears of a brony
Parody of Hurt Feelings by Flight of the Conchords youtube.com/watch?v=VJhnRQAkTC4
mp3 download here mediafire.com/download/63pmzk2sgba796o/Hurt+Feelings.mp3
instrumental is here soundcloud.com/ronsrogue/fotc-hurtfeelings-dic
special thanks to Rebecca Mullins for the colourful Dragriffotauracorn, see more of her art here derpyhoves18.deviantart.com
also to Rebecca Ryan (lol they're both Rebecca) for the black and white line are one, her stuff is here amethyst-dawn.tumblr.com
LYRICS
Some people say bronies have too many feelings
We have normal feelings, normal feelings
Some people say that we are not bronies
We're bronies
That hurts our feelings
Hurts all our many feelings when you say that
Some people say bronies are homosexual
We're sexual, just sexual
The following stories are all possibly true
Made a few up, real life dramas
True facts all from the internet, maybe
Bring the rhyme
I make myself a ponysona, getting super ambitious.
Try to keep it fictitious, make it really auspicious
But everybody is just getting super mean
Nobody likes his colour scheme
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I'm getting nothing but scorn, nobody likes his quadruple horn
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I'd like to see you make a dragriffotauracorn
I'll tell you all another little story of mine
I was looking for an episode to watch online
But after hours and hours of wasted time
Filly Funtasia was all I could find
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I'm not gonna watch Filly Funtasia, I'm a man
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
Get me a man's pony cartoon, please.
It's Thursday night, I go into the store.
There's a super rare plushie I've never seen before.
They don't have any more.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
I can't believe that little girl just bought the last one
I ask all my friends if they watch the show
But they say it's too girly watch the show
So I sit by myself and just watch the show
But I see on the couch they're all watching the show
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
They're watching the non-canon movie, Equestria Girls
Have you ever been told that you act like a fruit?
Have you even been asked if your wear a fur suit?
Have you ever been told your favourite pony is lame?
Have you ever spent your money on the mobile game?
Has anyone asked you if you ever said neigh?
No seriously, I'm really not gay.
Do you ever get mocked for all the toys that you're buying
Have you ever been told that the fandom is dying.
Tears of a brony, I'm crying tears of a brony
Tears of a brony, I'm crying tears of a brony
Tears of a brony
