Uploaded January 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
All my friends came out for this one!
*Mediocre. How to sing mediocre. It's harder than you think!
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Are you a good singer? Than you definitely need this video. Are you a bad singer? Join the club, and watch this video. If you could sing any song, like maybe just once, at karaoke when you nemesis is there, or maybe one time if it's caught on camera -- I mean, I guess if we're just playing a game in our imaginations, we might as well wish that the one time we sing GREATLY it's when like Beyonce pulls us up onstage because our imagination gave us front row seats and she's like "you sing it!" and the band/angels start playing "Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water" and you're like "this isn't your song, Bey" and she's like "just kill it." And you DO. and then they play something Adele and she comes out, but only to provide harmony as you slay em again with "Skyfall" and then Sam Smith is like "I was supposed to sing tonight but I'm in too jolly of a mood, so, can you just take this one down for me?" And you sing Stay With Me even though you are also in a good mood- you're in a GREAT mood- but you're a better singer than Sam Smith so you can do it when he can't. And then suddenly it's the beginning of a game - the Superbowl- and Katy Perry is like "I gotta save it for halftime (to her agent: "why'd they double book me?!") - and the National Anthem starts and there's your nemesis in the crowd, she's watching, eating a hot dog, ketchup on her new shirt, and you exactly replicate Whitney Houston's Star Spangled Banner and the clouds form her face and she winks at you.
Now practice your mediocre singing. I recommend practicing with friends while on long boring drives.
All my friends came out for this one!
*Mediocre. How to sing mediocre. It's harder than you think!
Twitter: twitter.com/thebethhoyt
Tumblr: bethinshow.tumblr.com
Instagram: instagram.com/bethinshow
Are you a good singer? Than you definitely need this video. Are you a bad singer? Join the club, and watch this video. If you could sing any song, like maybe just once, at karaoke when you nemesis is there, or maybe one time if it's caught on camera -- I mean, I guess if we're just playing a game in our imaginations, we might as well wish that the one time we sing GREATLY it's when like Beyonce pulls us up onstage because our imagination gave us front row seats and she's like "you sing it!" and the band/angels start playing "Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water" and you're like "this isn't your song, Bey" and she's like "just kill it." And you DO. and then they play something Adele and she comes out, but only to provide harmony as you slay em again with "Skyfall" and then Sam Smith is like "I was supposed to sing tonight but I'm in too jolly of a mood, so, can you just take this one down for me?" And you sing Stay With Me even though you are also in a good mood- you're in a GREAT mood- but you're a better singer than Sam Smith so you can do it when he can't. And then suddenly it's the beginning of a game - the Superbowl- and Katy Perry is like "I gotta save it for halftime (to her agent: "why'd they double book me?!") - and the National Anthem starts and there's your nemesis in the crowd, she's watching, eating a hot dog, ketchup on her new shirt, and you exactly replicate Whitney Houston's Star Spangled Banner and the clouds form her face and she winks at you.
Now practice your mediocre singing. I recommend practicing with friends while on long boring drives.
