Uploaded December 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Lyrics:

Highway Buddha Blues

I met the Buddha on the highway
And I knocked him right out of his shoes
I met the Buddha on the highway
And I knocked him right out of his shoes
If he were to ease my suffering
I couldn't singing the blues

I met the profit Mohammed on the highway
I sent him out of town on the last train
I met that profit Mohammed on the highway
And I sent him out on the last train
He can keep his 72 virgins
To sing the blues, I'll be needing my pain

I met the lord Jesus on the highway
And I let that ol' boy have his way
I met Jesus H. Christ on the highway
And ya know, I let him go on his way
He was vamping on loving your neighbor
But was singing the blues by the end of the day

Pies lesu domine
Dona eis requiem
Pies lesu domine
Dona eis requiem
Those Gregorians sang the blues
And I sing it just like them