Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Lets start off with the facts. 97.3% of the Mann Up player base is absolutely fucking retarded.
Valve's laughable VAC and report system is atrocious. Just like the company itself.
If the Bot Crisis didnt drive home this fact already then you are beyond help.
They continue to exploit the good will of their players and genuine fans while delivering not even the bare minimum.
Now, about the two run of the mill peasant cheaters out here to attention whore from yours truly, daddy Volva.
Feel free to worship the ground that I walk on and grovel at my feet.
You are but pebbles I step on every day.
They are the same people that shoved explicit Conscientious Objectors in my face in the past.
That alone should give you an idea of their mental capacity. If not that, the blatant racism might do it.
You could probably argue that they are just out to provoke reactions and get attention, and that the best course of action would be to leave.
Thats boring though. So lets have some fun making fun of the most pathetic individuals this game can produce.
At least one of them had enough balls to actually speak until he got himself eternally muted through his own uninteresting, racist mic spam.
Compare that to his tiny cock energy friend that joined later and you know exactly who the bottom is between the two.
Keep on texting at me. Truly embarrassing.
But the way I see it is that they came running to me. They came to my server to marvel at my glory.
They came to daddy Volva to receive his holy commandment.
And my commandment they received.
The rest of the game is just time wasting, vote kick attempts and showing how many players in Mann Up are absolute morons.
They dont vote, they dont get to play, they dont leave. They restart the map.
I swear if I wouldnt see any of this with my own eyes, I wouldnt believe players so stupid existed.
The only truly goated guy was our Demoman who stuck to his principles.
Trying to gaslight other players that join into believing I'm trolling or cheating while you are spinbotting is beyond pathetic.
Imagine having so little impact that you have to deceive others. What a sad existence.
By now you know the drill.
I vote kick, they vote kick. They get kicked and rejoin. I get kicked and rejoin.
The map gets restarted and my entire goal at this point is accomplished.
Kicking me from a dead game? Ich lach mich tot.
What a bunch of losers.
Game: Team Fortress 2
P.S.: 76561198716775714 / 76561199872287235
Lets start off with the facts. 97.3% of the Mann Up player base is absolutely fucking retarded.
Valve's laughable VAC and report system is atrocious. Just like the company itself.
If the Bot Crisis didnt drive home this fact already then you are beyond help.
They continue to exploit the good will of their players and genuine fans while delivering not even the bare minimum.
Now, about the two run of the mill peasant cheaters out here to attention whore from yours truly, daddy Volva.
Feel free to worship the ground that I walk on and grovel at my feet.
You are but pebbles I step on every day.
They are the same people that shoved explicit Conscientious Objectors in my face in the past.
That alone should give you an idea of their mental capacity. If not that, the blatant racism might do it.
You could probably argue that they are just out to provoke reactions and get attention, and that the best course of action would be to leave.
Thats boring though. So lets have some fun making fun of the most pathetic individuals this game can produce.
At least one of them had enough balls to actually speak until he got himself eternally muted through his own uninteresting, racist mic spam.
Compare that to his tiny cock energy friend that joined later and you know exactly who the bottom is between the two.
Keep on texting at me. Truly embarrassing.
But the way I see it is that they came running to me. They came to my server to marvel at my glory.
They came to daddy Volva to receive his holy commandment.
And my commandment they received.
The rest of the game is just time wasting, vote kick attempts and showing how many players in Mann Up are absolute morons.
They dont vote, they dont get to play, they dont leave. They restart the map.
I swear if I wouldnt see any of this with my own eyes, I wouldnt believe players so stupid existed.
The only truly goated guy was our Demoman who stuck to his principles.
Trying to gaslight other players that join into believing I'm trolling or cheating while you are spinbotting is beyond pathetic.
Imagine having so little impact that you have to deceive others. What a sad existence.
By now you know the drill.
I vote kick, they vote kick. They get kicked and rejoin. I get kicked and rejoin.
The map gets restarted and my entire goal at this point is accomplished.
Kicking me from a dead game? Ich lach mich tot.
What a bunch of losers.
Game: Team Fortress 2
P.S.: 76561198716775714 / 76561199872287235
