Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

---

On a drunken night, Matt began writing this song, along with the assistance of his brother Robert, with certain words and what not to throw in.. this is the result.

"G.T.A." - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin & Robert Martin):

I'm missin' the mission
I don't understand
I'm tryin' to create
The poo in my hand

Roll it like play doh
Make it into a ball
Throw it at yo' mama
Throw it at the wall

Creating a booth
I just want the troof
My teeth is real wiggly
I got a loose toof

[Chorus]
Grand theft Auto
I'm a Suh prawn oh
Blotto no, not oh
I gots tuh go pee
My bladder is full
I peed on my knee
G. T. A.
A. T. E.
Eating my doo Doo
Scooby Doo E.

Ruby dooby Doo
Raggy raggy ree
Oopty doopty roopty
Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee

(DEE DEE DEE)

After Pee, after earth
Will Smith giving birth
Keep my wife's name out yo mouth
Check out my girth
(Gerth, girth, gurth)

If I stop uh, duh spaghetti
Spaghetti gonna go
I'm uh in a boat now.
Now I got the row

[Chorus]
Grand theft Auto
I'm a Suh prawn oh
Blotto no, not oh
I gots tuh go pee
My bladder is full
I peed on my knee
G. T. A.
A. T. E.
Eating my doo Doo
Scooby Doo E.

Trevor, I sever and never understand
The way you do, your do do
Do your doo Doo that you doo
Voodoo do best

Grand theft Auto e thing
Thing E. Thing E. Thing E.
Thing E. Things things things.
Thats a woman's thing E.

Uh ringa ding ding
Ding uh ding ding dong
Rub uh rub uh dub dub
Wearing a thong

The things on my thoulder
Thith ith not what I planned
There ith three tholejurrs
Thooting thuh-dom who-thane

Thith ith the end.

GOOD BYE YOU FAT BITCH!

© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment

#GTA #GrandTheftAuto #GTAV #Comedy #Parody #Satire #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #MattMartinLyrics #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #SunoMusic #SunoSong #Suno