Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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How Could this Happen?

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"The Complaint" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

I. I. I. Yie. Yie yie yie yie yie. I
Got a complaint.
About my food.
I found. I found.
Hmm hmm...
Hmm hmm...

Dares a Poo Pee in my Sue Pee.
My soupies got a poopy.
And I do not, eat doodie.
No dookie. Dookie. For me.
To Eat.

Uhmm.
How exactly does one.
Get a poopy in their soupie?

I could understand,
A hair, a fly, an eyelash from your eye
But I don't know. How a massive
Doo Doo is floating in my soup, eww.

Dares a poo pee in my Sue Pee
A folded floppy turd
A fly or hair is pretty bad
But. A poopies just absurd.

Dun dun dun

If you switch
The C and D, around.
In Cookie Dough..
.You Get Dookie Cough...
(Oh woah woah woah woah)

Did someone take a dookie Cough into my soup?
Did someone think my soup was a toy-oh-lett?
Does someone in the kitchen, not liiiiike me?

[Talking]
Why?
Why?
Why did I get a poop in my soup?

Dares a Poo Pee in my Sue Pee.
My soupies got a poopy.
And I do not, eat doodie.
No dookie. Dookie. For me.
I could understand,
A hair, a fly, an eyelash from your eye
But I don't know. How a massive
Doo Doo is floating in my soup, eww.

Eww eww eww eww. Eww..

No no no

Bum-biddie-biddie-dum
Dum-biddy-cuh-rith-e-umm
Bumble-mick-biddie-dum
Dum-dingly-billy-bum

Bum... Bum.. bummm...

How do we fix this?
Please remove this poop
Take it far away
Away aye from my soup

Please get me a new soup
And a refund, I demand
For the trouble you have caused
Put the money in my hand

I long, I wait and fine Lee
Get my ree hee fund
A new soup is arriving
The excitement has begun

The Waiter comes to the table
And rest my soup plate down
And you can not believe
The sight that I had found...

Dares a Poo Pee in my Sue Pee.
My soupies got a poopy.
And I do not, eat doodie.
No dookie. Dookie. For me.
I could understand,
A hair, a fly, an eyelash from your eye
But I don't know. How a massive
Doo Doo is floating in my soup, eww.

[Talking]
[Spoken word]
(Oh no!)
(How could this happen twice?)
(Another Poopie?)
(Golly jee... Noooooo)

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