Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 15 hours ago

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A parody/remix of Thrift Shop
by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

Parody based on an idea by Warski and PPP

LYRICS

I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm poopin', lookin' for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome

Walk into the store like "What up? Here comes a big fart"
Nah, I just dumped, I did a shit at a Walmart
Poop on the floor sure takes some beating
The people like, "Damn, buddy, what you eating?"
Wadin' in ankle deep, headed to the sit-down
Dressed in all white but now everything's turning brown,
Washing off in the sink, guy standin' next to me
Probably should've closed his mouth, flecks of poop flying free
Piss
Oh shit, there's a taco truck, friends.

I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm poopin', lookin' for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome
I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm poopin', lookin' for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome

I'll wear these poop-stained clothes
My show's unwatchable
I took a big-ass dump
On the grift shop that's my show

I'll wear these poop-stained clothes
My show's unwatchable
I took a big-ass dump
On the grift shop that's my show

I'm gonna poop my pants
Only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm poopin', lookin' for a toilet
This is fucking gruesome.