Uploaded July 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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A mini-review of the polically correct Game Child; a Gameboy-esque handheld dating from 1992. Shown here is the 'Football' version of the Game Child, another 2 equally awful variants were available.

Here's some bollocks from the manual:

"The game will improve your speed of response and is thus useful in training for other areas of your daily life."