Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
this thing is hanging out with the remains of the Titanic due to how horrible it is..
this ship is one of the rare cases where it is an outright a bad ship. this ship doesn't even function properly at the majority of the engine settings since it doesn't turn at all if you are at high enough settings towards the right side. that alone merits a bad rating because it's so bad it makes you wonder if this thing was even playtested at all. i had to go to max acceleration just to be able to get it to turn and even there it was very difficult to make it through several tracks. i guess i'll use this chance to explain a few of the quirks of max acceleration: at max acceleration, boost power increases your speed very quickly, turning gains you speed and ships have better turning compared to higher settings but that comes at a cost since you also lose speed quickly and grip becomes a lot weaker. speaking of grip, this ship is so weird that even with an E grip and max acceleration, the grip feels like an A grip in practice, which is like the only good thing this ship has going for it.
Unique Custom Machines are machine part combinations that receive special names once you put together a machine with certain parts. the names usually reference something but other than that, it doesn't affect the machine's performance. they still work the same as any custom machine.
there are 77 Unique Custom Machines in the game but only 51 of them are accesible normally because 26 of them require the Event Parts that are no longer obtainable. the parts can be obtained with cheat codes on the original release but those aren't accesible on Switch 2 so this version is limited to 51 machines.
i'm playing using the Wii U GC Adapter and an original GC controller. i also have an input display to show what i do during gameplay. the stick sensitivity issue in the app was fixed but there's still the input lag issue. it's more manageable because it's only one problem to deal with.
100% Max Speed Tier List: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qthIWAS9t3-Te2IF82gJga-VhLLrvq8hX_kPwiyuwyM/edit?gid=3#gid=3
this thing is hanging out with the remains of the Titanic due to how horrible it is..
this ship is one of the rare cases where it is an outright a bad ship. this ship doesn't even function properly at the majority of the engine settings since it doesn't turn at all if you are at high enough settings towards the right side. that alone merits a bad rating because it's so bad it makes you wonder if this thing was even playtested at all. i had to go to max acceleration just to be able to get it to turn and even there it was very difficult to make it through several tracks. i guess i'll use this chance to explain a few of the quirks of max acceleration: at max acceleration, boost power increases your speed very quickly, turning gains you speed and ships have better turning compared to higher settings but that comes at a cost since you also lose speed quickly and grip becomes a lot weaker. speaking of grip, this ship is so weird that even with an E grip and max acceleration, the grip feels like an A grip in practice, which is like the only good thing this ship has going for it.
Unique Custom Machines are machine part combinations that receive special names once you put together a machine with certain parts. the names usually reference something but other than that, it doesn't affect the machine's performance. they still work the same as any custom machine.
there are 77 Unique Custom Machines in the game but only 51 of them are accesible normally because 26 of them require the Event Parts that are no longer obtainable. the parts can be obtained with cheat codes on the original release but those aren't accesible on Switch 2 so this version is limited to 51 machines.
i'm playing using the Wii U GC Adapter and an original GC controller. i also have an input display to show what i do during gameplay. the stick sensitivity issue in the app was fixed but there's still the input lag issue. it's more manageable because it's only one problem to deal with.
100% Max Speed Tier List: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qthIWAS9t3-Te2IF82gJga-VhLLrvq8hX_kPwiyuwyM/edit?gid=3#gid=3










