Uploaded March 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
In my neighborhood there is street called Funk Avenue oddly fitted between 17th ave and 18th ave. Its about 4-blocks long and exists nowhere else in town. I figured it must be a special place.
FUNK AVENUE
Lyrics:
Gonna groove with you on Funk avenue
Sitting contemplative in a Buddha pose
Fit for placid staring in a comatose repose
Thats the cosmic slopin down on Myrtle street
Infusing the youtube; nourished by shredded wheats
Round da way to the boppa-tron funkatize the bop gun
The mothership connection beams funk to your cerebellum
A funk-a-logic groove; an atomic funk drive-through
A groov-a-datic zone, the empire of the groove
Gonna groove with you on funk avenue x4
Guitar
Sax
Thumpasaurus thunder as you ride the soul train
Funkadelic waves stream straight into you brain
A funky place where cocktails are all mixed with Mountain Dew
An aqua boogie bopsui where Ill macro groove with you
Gonna groove with you on funk avenue
In my neighborhood there is street called Funk Avenue oddly fitted between 17th ave and 18th ave. Its about 4-blocks long and exists nowhere else in town. I figured it must be a special place.
FUNK AVENUE
Lyrics:
Gonna groove with you on Funk avenue
Sitting contemplative in a Buddha pose
Fit for placid staring in a comatose repose
Thats the cosmic slopin down on Myrtle street
Infusing the youtube; nourished by shredded wheats
Round da way to the boppa-tron funkatize the bop gun
The mothership connection beams funk to your cerebellum
A funk-a-logic groove; an atomic funk drive-through
A groov-a-datic zone, the empire of the groove
Gonna groove with you on funk avenue x4
Guitar
Sax
Thumpasaurus thunder as you ride the soul train
Funkadelic waves stream straight into you brain
A funky place where cocktails are all mixed with Mountain Dew
An aqua boogie bopsui where Ill macro groove with you
Gonna groove with you on funk avenue
![Bow Before the Mirror The FOG (original reggae)
Pls comment.
I wrote this song when I was in psychology graduate school. It was suppose to illustrate histrionic personality disorder (look it up) Also, check out the cool back drop my wife made for me and the cool 92 Gibson SG I picked up off craigslist
Lyrics:
Hey man, did I tell you bout my girlfriend
I say, hey man, I got me a pretty girlfriend
When you see her cross a smoke filled room
Ah she looks so darn pretty
But when you look into her heart
There is nothing there to greet you
She bows before the mirror
She likes what she can see
She bows before the mirror
She dont look no deeper to see
She say Do you like my hair do?
And I say, oh yes maam
She say Do you like my outfit?
And I say, oh yes maam
She say Am I most beautiful?
And I say, oh yes maam
She say Will you be my boyfriend?
And I say, oh yes maam
When you see her cross a smoke filled room
Ah she looks so darn pretty
But when you look into her heart
There is nothing there to greet you
She bows before the mirror
She likes what she can see
She bows before the mirror
She dont look no deeper to see
She walks something like this:
[drum break]
Chorus Bow Before the Mirror The FOG (original reggae)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QzHw7DuDoEk/mqdefault.jpg)

![Ghost the World Blues (original)
Please comment. Its fun to know who stopped by 😁
Itd be cool if you listened to the entire 2:43 😆😂🤣
Ghost the World
I believed I deserved to suffer
My own damn fault I’ve got so paranoid
Reckoned that I deserved to suffer
My own doing that my mind’s destroyed
Legit it was this whole wide whirled world
So Ima gonna ghost the world
[guitar solo]
I ain’t starting a new life
The answer don’t lie in some new girl
I’m going feral, wild and free
No house, no job and no new girl
This pathetic trip will be tightly furled
Cuz Ima gonna ghost the world.
[saxophone solo]
Stashed away my outstanding rizz
Gonna clam it up like a forgotten pearl
Poetry stale & the rizz is gone
Clamed up like a forgotten pearl
No one will be basking in my glow
Cuz Ima gonna ghost the world Ghost the World Blues (original)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SHk-sJqzrpo/mqdefault.jpg)




![Only Know Your Name The FOG (original music)
Back Story: This tune is presented as if it is about a relationship, but its really about existential isolation (look it up.) It was suppose to come out sounding kind of Beatle-y, but I cant get the stupid guitar player to lay off the distortion.
Lyrics:
Only Know Your Name
One minute, a hour, a day, one month, one year
Laughter and love and smiles and anger and tears
Maybe I am to blame
For our frustration and pain
cuz after all this time all I know is your name
I only know your name [I only know your name]
Your souls mystery remains [I only know your name]
I leave your heart aflame [I only know your name]
I only know your name [I only know your name]
Sax solo over verse
Maybe I am to blame
For our frustration and pain
cuz after all these years all I know is your name
I only know your name [I only know your name]
Alone against the pain [I only know your name]
The others mystery remains [I only know your name]
I only know your name. [I only know your name]
½ time: And is it even the name of your soul?
Is it the name you owned before you were born?
A minute, an hour, a day, leads on to years
Laughter and love or anger, pain and fear
Maybe no ones to blame
For lifes frustration and pain
Cuz after all these years all you know is my name
You only know my name [I only know your name]
My souls mystery remains [I only know your name]
You leave my hear aflame [I only know your name]
You only know my name [I only know your name]
Sax solo over chorus
I only know your name
The scenes of inappropriate gifts I took from an ad for a Costa Rican beach house:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZvrwv3ESQ Only Know Your Name The FOG (original music)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uu2TtpiX4ds/mqdefault.jpg)


