Uploaded May 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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I wrote this song when I was in psychology graduate school. It was suppose to illustrate histrionic personality disorder (look it up) Also, check out the cool back drop my wife made for me and the cool 92 Gibson SG I picked up off craigslist
Lyrics:

Hey man, did I tell you 'bout my girlfriend
I say, hey man, I got me a pretty girlfriend

When you see her 'cross a smoke filled room
Ah she looks so darn pretty
But when you look into her heart
There is nothing there to greet you

She bows before the mirror
She likes what she can see
She bows before the mirror
She don't look no deeper to see

She say "Do you like my hair do?"
And I say, oh yes ma'am
She say "Do you like my outfit?"
And I say, oh yes ma'am
She say "Am I most beautiful?"
And I say, oh yes ma'am
She say "Will you be my boyfriend?"
And I say, oh yes ma'am

When you see her 'cross a smoke filled room
Ah she looks so darn pretty
But when you look into her heart
There is nothing there to greet you

She bows before the mirror
She likes what she can see
She bows before the mirror
She don't look no deeper to see

She walks something like this:
[drum break]
Chorus