Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Every song that was used in the Audiobook and also more that were generated for it, but not included in the finished production.
Applejack usually controls her temper pretty well.
But enough is enough.
The Flim Flam brothers have gone too far.
Applejack is going to kill them. đ
Link to Fic: fimfiction.net/story/573170/applejack-finally-snaps
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#applejack
#mylittlepony
#fanfic
#fanfiction
#reading
#mlp
#mlpfim
#anger
#comedy
Every song that was used in the Audiobook and also more that were generated for it, but not included in the finished production.
Applejack usually controls her temper pretty well.
But enough is enough.
The Flim Flam brothers have gone too far.
Applejack is going to kill them. đ
Link to Fic: fimfiction.net/story/573170/applejack-finally-snaps
Podcast
https://anchor.fm/mysteryponyfiction
Patreon
patreon.com/TMFF
Discord
discord.gg/XXKAM6HXZ4
Ko-Fi
ko-fi.com/mysteryponyfiction
#applejack
#mylittlepony
#fanfic
#fanfiction
#reading
#mlp
#mlpfim
#anger
#comedy

![Rainbow Dash Sings as she Wins a Race
Genre: High-energy pop-rock anthem, fast-paced skate punk, adrenaline-fueled female vocal, soaring electric guitars, driving drums, stadium-rock energy, cocky and playful attitude, extreme sports soundtrack, aerial stunt-show atmosphere, confident first-person narrator, energetic and triumphant, racing anthem, athletic competition vibes, catchy singalong chorus, bold and fearless personality, over-the-top self-confidence, action-packed and fun, Wonderbolt-inspired excitement
[Intro - roaring guitars, energetic and cocky female vocal]
Ready?
Three...
Two...
One...
And theyre already behind me!
[Verse 1 - fast pop-rock, playful arrogance]
Off the starting line like lightning,
Leave a rainbow in my wake,
Everypony thought theyd catch me,
That was their first big mistake.
Round the corner, up and over,
Watch me climb into the sky,
While theyre busy chasing second,
Im inventing ways to fly.
[Pre-Chorus - building excitement]
Loop-de-loop and barrel roll,
Spin so fast I blur the view,
Might as well put on a show,
Cause thats exactly what I do!
[Chorus - explosive stadium-rock singalong]
Speed!
Thats the thing they notice first!
Agility!
Always helping me stay first!
Guts!
Taking chances they wont take!
Style!
Making every record break!
Coolness!
Got it naturally somehow!
Awesomeness!
Everyponys seeing now!
Radicalness!
Turn it up and crank it higher!
Im already at the finish lineâ
And Im still climbing higher!
[Verse 2 - energetic racing narration]
Double corkscrew, triple spin,
Throw a backflip just because,
Not because I need to winâ
Winnings simply what I does!
Cloud-to-cloud and fast as thunder,
Every trick more wild than last,
I could probably take a nap
And still be moving twice as fast.
[Pre-Chorus - playful boasting]
Look at all those tiny racers,
Way back there and getting smaller,
If being awesome were a sport,
Id be the undefeated caller!
[Chorus - bigger and louder]
Speed!
Thats the thing they notice first!
Agility!
Always helping me stay first!
Guts!
Taking chances they wont take!
Style!
Making every record break!
Coolness!
Got it naturally somehow!
Awesomeness!
Everyponys seeing now!
Radicalness!
Turn it up and crank it higher!
Im already at the finish lineâ
And Im still climbing higher!
[Bridge - slower setup, smug and theatrical]
Lets see...
Fastest flyer?
Me.
Best tricks?
Me.
Most impressive race today?
Definitely me.
Most likely to celebrate winning
Before the race is even over?
Also me.
[Final Chorus - maximum energy, huge rock finale]
Speed!
Faster than a shooting star!
Agility!
Taking every turn too far!
Guts!
Going where nopony dares!
Style!
Doing it with perfect flair!
Coolness!
Every stunts a work of art!
Awesomeness!
Ive been awesome from the start!
Radicalness!
Breaking limits every mile!
Winning isnt good enoughâ
I gotta win with style!
[Outro - triumphant electric guitar finish, laughing female vocal]
And crossing the finish line...
In first place...
Again...
Wow.
I am REALLY good at this.
[Electric guitar flourish]
Yeah.
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#ballad
#speed Rainbow Dash Sings as she Wins a Race](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vBHh8kMhAAs/mqdefault.jpg)


![Applejack Finally Snaps (Trailer Song)
(When I created the outro song for my next reading
They were both so damn good, that I decided to
upload the little bit less awesome of the 2 as an
independent song upload. Consider this a trailer
for my next Audiobook, the outro song I put in
that, is the even better one. (Although, yeah spoilers
of the plot for the reading on Sunday)
Genre: Southern rock with comedic edgeâgritty electric guitar, banjo riffs, stomping drums, and soaring slide guitar, Think Johnny Cash meets Tenacious D, in Ponyville
[verse 1]
It was a calm day in Ponyville, a breeze through the trees
But somethinâ snapped in Applejack, like a wasp ridinâ a sneeze
She saw the booths, the scams, the citrus-colored shame
And decided then and thereâtoday, sheâd end the game
[pre-chorus]
Twilight flapped her wings and begged her to be kind
But Honesty donât flinch when sheâs made up her mind
[chorus]
Now sheâs trottinâ toward town like a thundercloud of war
She ainât stoppinâ for her family, her friends, or Celestiaâs lore
No debates, no appeals, no postinâ bail
If youre sellinâ fruit near Sweet Apple Acresâyou better write a will!
[verse 2]
Rainbow tried distraction, Pinkie played pretend
Rarity got spicy but she couldnât even bend
Fluttershy brought a bear, got suplexed on the spot
And when Celestia tried to talk, AJ tipped her like livestock
[pre-chorus]
The Flim Flam bros just chuckled, thinkinâ it was all routine
But when AJ yells in all caps, you know sheâs mighty mean
[chorus]
Now sheâs marchinâ like a freight train, boots stompinâ in the dirt
Eyes on the prize, two con ponies âbout to get hurt
You canât con the honest, thatâs a fight you canât win
Better run, Flim and Flamâyour judgments settin in
[bridge â gritty slide guitar, harmonica solo, banjo twang breakdown]
She aint usin the Elements, no rainbow blast from the sky
This justice comes in apple-buckin form, and she donât need to justify
Family said, âGood riddance,â Twilight said, âPlease donât!â
But when AJ says sheâs killinâ you⌠you wonât be missed, you wonât
[final chorus â big, stompinâ finish]
Now theres silence in the valley where the orange booths stood proud
One honest mare just snapped, and made her family mighty proud
Violence donât solve nothinâ? Well, it sure solved them
So raise a cider to the day she Flim-Flammed the Flim Flim men!
[outro â slow, grim acoustic strum]
She donât lie, she donât bluff, and she donât give a damn
When justice rides on horseback⌠it rides like Applejack can.
#punk
#rock
#suno
#mylittlepony
#rainbowdash
#awesome
#mlp Applejack Finally Snaps (Trailer Song)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vMKZAUrGs_0/mqdefault.jpg)

![SONG FOR: MLP Fanfic: Rainbow Dash and the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Link to Audiobook: https://youtu.be/NqTz1tBvi-I
Fast-paced comedic rock with playful punk energy, driving electric guitars, steady upbeat drums, and sing-song chorus hooks, Quirky and chaotic, with cartoonish intensity and humorous epic vibe
[verse 1 â upbeat, punchy intro]
Rainbow Dash was stuck beneath a stone,
She cried out loud, she was all alone.
Then the rock rolled down, her wing was free,
It wasnât just a rock â it was Prince Boulder, see?
Magmar came crashinâ with a wicked grin,
Skeletor showed up with his skull-face grin.
Cobra Commander shot from the side,
But a Thunderhawk swooped in for the ride!
[chorus â big sing-along, fast and loud]
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny,
Ponies, toys, and villains, in total anarchy!
Only one will survive, who will it be?
This is the ultimate showdown â of ultimate destiny!
[verse 2 â playful escalation]
Matt Trakker flew in with his M.A.S.K. tech crew,
Decepticon Seekers and Skeleton Warriors too.
Ring Wraiths circled, ready to fight,
But Rainbow Briteâs rainbow blasted âem bright!
Care Bears firing rainbow beams galore,
Shooting Decepticons till they couldnât fight no more.
Marshal Braves staggered on the scene,
Said Hungry Hungry Hippos ate his team.
[verse 3 â steady, quick build]
Michael Jordan came with a Space Jam plan,
Pointed at the sky with a mighty hand.
The second moon rose, Rainbow Dash turned pale,
The ball of the game was the Death Starâs shell!
Optimus kinda-sorta, more a Go-Bot bot,
Said Twilightâs the Master, canât let her plot.
Doc Brown mixed potions with Gandalfâs cheer,
Bottled in cider so it looked like beer.
[chorus â repeat big and rowdy]
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny,
Ponies, toys, and villains, in total anarchy!
Only one will survive, who will it be?
This is the ultimate showdown â of ultimate destiny!
[verse 4 â chaos spreading wider]
Ming the Merciless raised his ring,
Rainbow chucked a bottle and ruined his bling.
Galaxy Rangers fired from the roof,
Cobra went down with decisive proof.
Then Krang jumped out with his tentacle face,
Rainbow Dash smashed him all over the place.
Carrot Topâs greenhouse shattered and cracked,
Krang got busted and never came back.
[verse 5 â frantic, more characters pile in]
The streets were chaos, everyone fought,
Glo-Worms wrestled Cubes that twisted a lot.
Street Sharks versus Biker Mice from Mars,
Ghostbusters two kinds shooting ghostly stars.
GI Joe was out of ammo, tossed TP instead,
Michael Jordan joined, wrapped a Raider dead.
Rainbow clobbered Cobra Commander mean,
But under the mask⌠it was Rainbow Dash Two on the scene!
[chorus â rowdy, like a chant]
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny,
Ponies, toys, and villains, in total anarchy!
Only one will survive, who will it be?
This is the ultimate showdown â of ultimate destiny!
[verse 6 â epic escalation, louder instruments]
Michael Jordan raised his fist in the sky,
Planeteer rings lit the night up high.
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart,
Captain Planet showed up ready to start.
Cobra called Godzilla, King Kong too,
Voltron combined with Michael in the crew.
Rainbow snuck into Twilightâs lair,
Bertie Bassett waited with his candy stare.
[verse 7 â manic, everything colliding]
She grabbed a soda, sprayed him down,
Liquorice legs melted into the ground.
But Jeff Goldblum Raptor was hiding near,
With Dinoriders armed, the end was clear.
Rainbow tossed jam, dinosaurs got stuck,
Goldblum turned Fly but ran out of luck.
She bolted upstairs, found Twilightâs gear,
Pulled the underwear helmet over her ear!
[chorus â furious, voices layered, chaotic]
This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny,
Ponies, toys, and villains, in total anarchy!
Only one will survive, who will it be?
This is the ultimate showdown â of ultimate destiny!
[final verse â climax, triumphant]
Rainbow Dash powered up, eyes all bright,
Blasted the Death Star out of the night!
Godzilla paused, Cobra wailed retreat,
Michael Jordan smiled, the good were beat.
Ponies woke up, Ponyville in shreds,
Rainbow passed out in cider-drenched beds.
Told the cops the tale, what a legacy,
Sheâs the hero of the ultimate showdown of destiny!
[final chorus â massive finale, everything crashing together]
This was the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny,
Ponies, toys, and villains, in total anarchy!
Only one did survive, and it was she â
Rainbow Dash, the hero â of ultimate destiny!
Welcome to Song For:
This is a series where I will be creating songs for my favorite past Fanfiction Readings, that come from a time before AI Generated music was a thing.
Click on the video to be taken to the Audiobook that I hope might get another chance at attention from my newer listeners.
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#mylittlepony
#rainbowdash
#suno
#music
#lemondemon
#ultimateshowdown
#ultimate
#parody SONG FOR: MLP Fanfic: Rainbow Dash and the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vW5rhUrlpKk/mqdefault.jpg)


![Hades II Song
Genre: epic Greek mythology soundtrack with ancient instruments like lyres, lutes, and frame drums mixed with dark cinematic orchestration, driving battle percussion, and modern rock energy
[ode i â soft lyre, solemn chanting]
Dash through shadows, blades in hand,
Every strike is mine to command.
Boons from the gods, they light my way,
Each choice reshapes the fight I play.
[choral invocation â rising drums, temple echoes]
Rooms keep shifting, foes wonât end,
Each chamberâs trial is my next friend.
Deathâs not failure, just reset,
Every run, I wonât forget.
[refrain of heroes â thunderous drums, voices in unison]
Into the depths, I fight, I fall,
Learning the rhythm, I conquer all.
From chaos born, my fate I weave,
Each run a story I believe.
[ode ii â faster lute, warlike rhythm]
Cast with fury, dodge and spin,
Stack the curses, wear âem thin.
Upgrade paths and keepsakes tight,
Darkness fuels my endless fight.
[ritual chant â hand drums, building intensity]
Weapons forged, I swap, I try,
Every death, a reason why.
Failure feeds the skill I grow,
Every run, I learn, I know.
[refrain of heroes â thunderous drums, voices in unison]
Into the depths, I fight, I fall,
Learning the rhythm, I conquer all.
From chaos born, my fate I weave,
Each run a story I believe.
[lament of shades â low flutes, ominous tones]
Spirits whisper in the gloom,
The Fates have set another room.
Yet I keep charging, never still,
Defiance burning, iron will.
[final hymn â triumphant lyre, soaring chorus]
Into the depths, I fight, I fall,
Learning the rhythm, I conquer all.
From chaos born, my fate I weave,
Each run a story I believe.
[epilogue â fading lyre, heartbeat drum]
Dash through shadows, blades ignite,
Endless dungeon, endless fight.
#suno
#hadesii
#hades2
#videogames
#gaming
#song
#arpg
#darkfantasy
#hades
#greek
#rougelike Hades II Song](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/whCdmVHYLxo/mqdefault.jpg)
