Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
(When I created the outro song for my next reading
They were both so damn good, that I decided to
upload the little bit less awesome of the 2 as an
independent song upload. Consider this a trailer
for my next Audiobook, the outro song I put in
that, is the even better one. (Although, yeah spoilers
of the plot for the reading on Sunday)
Genre: Southern rock with comedic edge—gritty electric guitar, banjo riffs, stomping drums, and soaring slide guitar, Think Johnny Cash meets Tenacious D, in Ponyville
[verse 1]
It was a calm day in Ponyville, a breeze through the trees
But somethin’ snapped in Applejack, like a wasp ridin’ a sneeze
She saw the booths, the scams, the citrus-colored shame
And decided then and there—today, she’d end the game
[pre-chorus]
Twilight flapped her wings and begged her to be kind
But Honesty don’t flinch when she’s made up her mind
[chorus]
Now she’s trottin’ toward town like a thundercloud of war
She ain’t stoppin’ for her family, her friends, or Celestia’s lore
No debates, no appeals, no postin’ bail
If you're sellin’ fruit near Sweet Apple Acres—you better write a will!
[verse 2]
Rainbow tried distraction, Pinkie played pretend
Rarity got spicy but she couldn’t even bend
Fluttershy brought a bear, got suplexed on the spot
And when Celestia tried to talk, AJ tipped her like livestock
[pre-chorus]
The Flim Flam bros just chuckled, thinkin’ it was all routine
But when AJ yells in all caps, you know she’s mighty mean
[chorus]
Now she’s marchin’ like a freight train, boots stompin’ in the dirt
Eyes on the prize, two con ponies ’bout to get hurt
You can’t con the honest, that’s a fight you can’t win
Better run, Flim and Flam—your judgment's settin' in
[bridge – gritty slide guitar, harmonica solo, banjo twang breakdown]
She ain't usin' the Elements, no rainbow blast from the sky
This justice comes in apple-buckin' form, and she don’t need to justify
Family said, “Good riddance,” Twilight said, “Please don’t!”
But when AJ says she’s killin’ you… you won’t be missed, you won’t
[final chorus – big, stompin’ finish]
Now there's silence in the valley where the orange booths stood proud
One honest mare just snapped, and made her family mighty proud
Violence don’t solve nothin’? Well, it sure solved them
So raise a cider to the day she Flim-Flammed the Flim Flim men!
[outro – slow, grim acoustic strum]
She don’t lie, she don’t bluff, and she don’t give a damn
When justice rides on horseback… it rides like Applejack can.
#punk
#rock
#suno
#mylittlepony
#rainbowdash
#awesome
#mlp
(When I created the outro song for my next reading
They were both so damn good, that I decided to
upload the little bit less awesome of the 2 as an
independent song upload. Consider this a trailer
for my next Audiobook, the outro song I put in
that, is the even better one. (Although, yeah spoilers
of the plot for the reading on Sunday)
Genre: Southern rock with comedic edge—gritty electric guitar, banjo riffs, stomping drums, and soaring slide guitar, Think Johnny Cash meets Tenacious D, in Ponyville
[verse 1]
It was a calm day in Ponyville, a breeze through the trees
But somethin’ snapped in Applejack, like a wasp ridin’ a sneeze
She saw the booths, the scams, the citrus-colored shame
And decided then and there—today, she’d end the game
[pre-chorus]
Twilight flapped her wings and begged her to be kind
But Honesty don’t flinch when she’s made up her mind
[chorus]
Now she’s trottin’ toward town like a thundercloud of war
She ain’t stoppin’ for her family, her friends, or Celestia’s lore
No debates, no appeals, no postin’ bail
If you're sellin’ fruit near Sweet Apple Acres—you better write a will!
[verse 2]
Rainbow tried distraction, Pinkie played pretend
Rarity got spicy but she couldn’t even bend
Fluttershy brought a bear, got suplexed on the spot
And when Celestia tried to talk, AJ tipped her like livestock
[pre-chorus]
The Flim Flam bros just chuckled, thinkin’ it was all routine
But when AJ yells in all caps, you know she’s mighty mean
[chorus]
Now she’s marchin’ like a freight train, boots stompin’ in the dirt
Eyes on the prize, two con ponies ’bout to get hurt
You can’t con the honest, that’s a fight you can’t win
Better run, Flim and Flam—your judgment's settin' in
[bridge – gritty slide guitar, harmonica solo, banjo twang breakdown]
She ain't usin' the Elements, no rainbow blast from the sky
This justice comes in apple-buckin' form, and she don’t need to justify
Family said, “Good riddance,” Twilight said, “Please don’t!”
But when AJ says she’s killin’ you… you won’t be missed, you won’t
[final chorus – big, stompin’ finish]
Now there's silence in the valley where the orange booths stood proud
One honest mare just snapped, and made her family mighty proud
Violence don’t solve nothin’? Well, it sure solved them
So raise a cider to the day she Flim-Flammed the Flim Flim men!
[outro – slow, grim acoustic strum]
She don’t lie, she don’t bluff, and she don’t give a damn
When justice rides on horseback… it rides like Applejack can.
#punk
#rock
#suno
#mylittlepony
#rainbowdash
#awesome
#mlp
