Uploaded April 2011 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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On second thoughts: Maybe he was the magic sort of gnome that was born only with feet and no body? Yeah. I could live with that.

I talk about some Barcelona stories here: youtu.be/iFXRIXuLVK8 :)

[This is Kinda-Sort-of-but-not-really-a-sequel-to-this-vidyo:
youtube.com/watch?v=1SZ3DdKKTtg]

'What Could Have Been' - Part 1: Lights fade up stage left, the stage is set.

Gnome: What would you like for dinner Myles?
Myles: Very kind of you to offer, I'll have sausage and meat.
Gnome: Well I can only cook pasta.
Myles: Well, why did you ask what I wanted if you were only ever going to cook pasta?
Gnome: I can do meat. Pasta and meat?
Myles: That will be lovely, and then we'll have a nice cold wine in front of the fire and cuddle.
Gnome: But I like girls Myles...
Myles: You're my gnome.
Gnome: ...
Myles: ...
Gnome: ...

The End.

I would just like to take this part of the description box hostage to say 'Thank You', thank you for watching. I'm glad. And you better be too.

- Myles