Frank Hayes & Jordin Kare - Little Fuzzy Animals / Little Fuzzy Characters [HQ] @SongsfromtheStars
Frank Hayes & Jordin Kare - Little Fuzzy Animals / Little Fuzzy Characters [HQ]  @SongsfromtheStars
Uploaded March 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Don't Ask tracks 08/09. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:

When you land on Bailey's 7, you may not like what you see—
There are monsters back of every rock and up in every tree
There are demon flies up in the skies and manticores beneath
And there's little fuzzy animals with big sharp teeth!

There are little fuzzy animals,
Little furry animals,
Little fuzzy animals with big sharp teeth!

Now, not all of the monsters there should fill you full of dread
For the demon flies speak English and they love to scout ahead
And the manticores will pull you through the swamp and through the mud
But, the little fuzzy animals will drink your blood!

Yes, the little fuzzy animals,
Little furry animals,
Little fuzzy animals will drink your blood!

When nightfall comes to Bailey's, with the darkness growing deep
The music of the jungle night will lull you into sleep
It's so restful and so peaceful that you'll never feel the pain
Of the little fuzzy telepaths that eat your brain!

Yes, the little fuzzy telepaths,
Little furry telepaths,
Little fuzzy telepaths that eat your brain!

So, when you go to Bailey's now, you'll know what lies in store
There are hordes of friendly fiends and gentle monsters there galore
But, with all the cute and furry ones, you know what you must do
Get those little fuzzy buggers before they get you!

Get those little fuzzy buggers,
Get those little furry buggers,
Get those little fuzzy buggers before they get you!

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When you sit down at Frank's typer, why, you may like what you see.
The screen scrolls up so smoothly as you tap upon the keys.
But when you get a printout, you will fly into a rage
At those little fuzzy characters upon your page.

Those little fuzzy characters,
Little blurry characters,
Little fuzzy characters upon your page.

Ah, but if it's Frank that's typing, and you're reading what he's writ,
And the meaning is unclear to you, with words that do not fit,
It isn't that you're foolish, and it isn't that you're dense,
It's those little fuzzy sentences that make no sense.

Those little fuzzy sentences,
Complex compound sentences,
Little fuzzy sentences that make no sense.

Yet if you keep on reading, and you find things coming clear,
And your brain is filled with wonders, with visions new and queer,
Then that's when you should worry, for he's driving you insane
With those little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain.

Those little fuzzy paragraphs,
Right-justified paragraphs,
Little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain.

So if you see Frank at his typer, it is best you run away
To save your sight and sanity. But if you have to stay
Then pluck the petals from his daisy wheels...coat his disks with superglue...
Get those little fuzzy characters before they get you!
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