Leslie Fish - Knight Fights in Zero-G @SongsfromtheStars
Leslie Fish - Knight Fights in Zero-G  @SongsfromtheStars
Uploaded March 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
This recording was never put on an album, since it goes to the (copyrighted) tune of “Ghost Riders in the Sky.” The lyrics were written by Fred Capp.
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Lyrics:

It started out quite harmlessly up on Space Station Two
Two SCAdians met in a bar across a stein of brew
And bitched of how they missed the fun of tourneys back on Earth
And then they got a bright idea for chivalry's rebirth

They found a site inside a gym the station gave them free
Then, plugging in their modems, they called all the chivalry
“We're gonna hold a demo—full gear and all of that.
So bring rattan and padded suite, likewise your metal hat.”

Chorus: Whaddaya say? Whaddaya see?
Knight fights in zero-G!

The day had come, and Station Two put on a bit of weight
A hundred eager stick jocks came like lovers to a date
A king was ferried up there from Trimaris for the show
And in his full regalia down the corridor did flow

The countless lords and ladies all stood ready for the treat
They gave a lusty Huzzah! as His Majesty took seat
But as the first two fighters were preparing to lay on
Some silly tech decided he would have a bit of fun

(Chorus)

Just as the first blow swung was when the gravity cut out
The punch and block against rattan swung both those knights about
They both got busy flying off in very different ways
And everyone in armor there then dove into the fray

This started off a melee of a new and different sort
The watchers being behind the glass, just one herald got hurt
He was trying hard to rescue a floating globe of beer
When a flying squire ricocheted off his unprotected ear
(“Insufficient protection, milord!”)

(Chorus)

The gravity came on again, but slowly, thank His Grace
The duke strolled to the console at a calm, collected pace
He bopped the tech upside the head with the herald's empty stein
His Majesty declared this was a tournament most fine

They got it all on videotape, and what a sight to see
Big metal-plated bodies flung about haphazardly!
To get some mental picture of that freefall-crazy place
Just try to imagine berserkers lost in space!

Whaddaya think? Whaddaya hear?
Let's do it again next year!
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Leslie Fish - Knight Fights in Zero-G

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