Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I cast Fireball. The three most famous words in all of Dungeons & Dragons, and the spell that launched this channel, reborn from the ground up as a full 80s heavy metal anthem. 🔥 Let's be honest: everybody loves fire, and every problem looks better as an explosion. Locked door? Fireball. Failed negotiation? Fireball. The room is twenty feet wide and we are all standing in it? I SAID I cast Fireball. The wizard has exactly one solution to every problem, he rolls up his sleeves before every single one of them, and nothing makes him happier than enemies standing close together. ⚔️ We rebuilt the chaos like a classic gallop-era record: twin harmonized lead guitars chasing each other like sparks, a relentless galloping bassline, driving live drums and soaring operatic male vocals with a big theatrical vibrato, all pressed into a punchy analog mix. This song captures that eternal moment at every table when the party is still discussing the plan, the wizard is already reaching for the bat guano, and everybody dives for cover. Everybody down. 🎸
#BardStrike #DnD #Fireball #Wizard #HeavyMetal #Metal
🎵 Stream BardStrike:
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Fan-made music for the D&D community — AI-assisted production (vocals & instruments generated with AI).
LYRICS:
Everybody down!
I cast Fireball! The answer to it all
One little word and burning skies will fall
Everybody down! Everybody run!
Watch a thousand problems die as one
I cast Fireball! Brighter than the sun
Twenty feet of freedom for everyone
The rogue spent half the evening on the lock
The bard tried sweet persuasion on the rock
The cleric knelt and prayed for hours straight
The paladin proposed that we should wait
I rolled my sleeves and everybody knew
The party hit the dirt right on cue
Then I spoke one little word
The loudest little word you ever heard
The rogue began to run the cleric swore
That door is not a problem anymore
I cast Fireball! The answer to it all
One little word and burning skies will fall
Everybody down! Everybody run!
Watch a thousand problems die as one
I cast Fireball! Brighter than the sun
Twenty feet of freedom for everyone
They hired us to guard the harvest inn
It's technically still standing so we win
The goblins waved a flag of dirty white
I could not read the flag without more light
I love it when the monsters form a crowd
It makes the little word feel extra loud
The barbarian stood too close again
His eyebrows will grow back but who knows when
They ask why I don't learn another spell
But none of them go BOOM so what the hell
They tell me that the room is far too small
I do not care I said I cast Fireball
A pinch of dried guano and a spark
One tiny bead of light against the dark
It sails across the field in graceful flight
Then twenty feet of morning eats the night
I cast Fireball! The answer to it all
One little word and burning skies will fall
Everybody down! Everybody run!
Watch a thousand problems die as one
I cast Fireball! Brighter than the sun
Twenty feet of freedom for everyone
I cast Fireball! Say it louder still
If the fire cannot solve it nothing will
Fireball! Fireball!
The only answer after all
Fireball! Fireball!
One little bead to end it all
I cast Fireball. The three most famous words in all of Dungeons & Dragons, and the spell that launched this channel, reborn from the ground up as a full 80s heavy metal anthem. 🔥 Let's be honest: everybody loves fire, and every problem looks better as an explosion. Locked door? Fireball. Failed negotiation? Fireball. The room is twenty feet wide and we are all standing in it? I SAID I cast Fireball. The wizard has exactly one solution to every problem, he rolls up his sleeves before every single one of them, and nothing makes him happier than enemies standing close together. ⚔️ We rebuilt the chaos like a classic gallop-era record: twin harmonized lead guitars chasing each other like sparks, a relentless galloping bassline, driving live drums and soaring operatic male vocals with a big theatrical vibrato, all pressed into a punchy analog mix. This song captures that eternal moment at every table when the party is still discussing the plan, the wizard is already reaching for the bat guano, and everybody dives for cover. Everybody down. 🎸
#BardStrike #DnD #Fireball #Wizard #HeavyMetal #Metal
🎵 Stream BardStrike:
Spotify â–¶ open.spotify.com/artist/1WuGn0jCPDAovbnnia18hk
Apple Music â–¶ music.apple.com/us/artist/bardstrike/1762475451
Fan-made music for the D&D community — AI-assisted production (vocals & instruments generated with AI).
LYRICS:
Everybody down!
I cast Fireball! The answer to it all
One little word and burning skies will fall
Everybody down! Everybody run!
Watch a thousand problems die as one
I cast Fireball! Brighter than the sun
Twenty feet of freedom for everyone
The rogue spent half the evening on the lock
The bard tried sweet persuasion on the rock
The cleric knelt and prayed for hours straight
The paladin proposed that we should wait
I rolled my sleeves and everybody knew
The party hit the dirt right on cue
Then I spoke one little word
The loudest little word you ever heard
The rogue began to run the cleric swore
That door is not a problem anymore
I cast Fireball! The answer to it all
One little word and burning skies will fall
Everybody down! Everybody run!
Watch a thousand problems die as one
I cast Fireball! Brighter than the sun
Twenty feet of freedom for everyone
They hired us to guard the harvest inn
It's technically still standing so we win
The goblins waved a flag of dirty white
I could not read the flag without more light
I love it when the monsters form a crowd
It makes the little word feel extra loud
The barbarian stood too close again
His eyebrows will grow back but who knows when
They ask why I don't learn another spell
But none of them go BOOM so what the hell
They tell me that the room is far too small
I do not care I said I cast Fireball
A pinch of dried guano and a spark
One tiny bead of light against the dark
It sails across the field in graceful flight
Then twenty feet of morning eats the night
I cast Fireball! The answer to it all
One little word and burning skies will fall
Everybody down! Everybody run!
Watch a thousand problems die as one
I cast Fireball! Brighter than the sun
Twenty feet of freedom for everyone
I cast Fireball! Say it louder still
If the fire cannot solve it nothing will
Fireball! Fireball!
The only answer after all
Fireball! Fireball!
One little bead to end it all
