Uploaded December 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
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Get ready for holiday cheer with “Merry Criticals”, BardStrike’s festive metal anthem for all adventurers! This epic D&D-inspired song captures the shenanigans of a party celebrating Critmass with magic, battles, and cheer. These goblin carols track brings the festive chaos to life. Share your crits, laugh at your fails, and let’s deck the halls with a dragon’s wrath! Don’t forget to hit that like button and roll for holiday cheer!
Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:
Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno
Video:
Art - Midjourney
Editing - CapCut
Lyrics:
Merry Critmass to you all!
Roll the dice
let the crits fall!
Merry Critmass to you all!
Swing your swords
in the festive hall!
A snowy night
the dungeon’s aglow
Goblins sneaking
but they don’t know
Our party’s ready
we’re dressed to slay
With yuletide cheer
we’ll save the day!
The rogue’s in the stockings
traps in their sights
While the wizard’s got snowballs
for magical fights
The barbarian’s roasting
a dire turkey feast
And the cleric’s singing carols
to ward off the beasts
A mimic in the gift pile
what a surprise!
It’s biting the bard
who’s rolling for their lives
But with a nat 20
and a wink of glee
We’ll turn this encounter
into revelry!
Ho ho ho
let the crits roll!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
The ranger’s wreath traps
are a genius touch
Orcs walked in
now they’re limping on a crutch.
The paladin’s armor
gleams like the star
Guiding us through battles
near and far
A sleigh pulled by griffons
soaring the skies
Delivering potions
and magical pies.
The dungeon’s alive
with festive might
Enemies beware
our joy’s our fight!
Ho ho ho
let the crits roll!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
We’re slaying through the snow
On a critical-powered sleigh
Laughing all the way
Monsters run
it’s our holiday!
Ho ho ho
let the crits roll!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
Merry Critmass to you all
From the dungeon
to the hall!
Raise your cups
roll your dice
Let’s adventure
through the night!
Vote for next song here 👉youtube.com/@BardStrike
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1WuGn0jCPDAovbnnia18hk?si=0_V2IYQRRzKIzwlYLlhK0A
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/bardstrike/1762475451
Get ready for holiday cheer with “Merry Criticals”, BardStrike’s festive metal anthem for all adventurers! This epic D&D-inspired song captures the shenanigans of a party celebrating Critmass with magic, battles, and cheer. These goblin carols track brings the festive chaos to life. Share your crits, laugh at your fails, and let’s deck the halls with a dragon’s wrath! Don’t forget to hit that like button and roll for holiday cheer!
Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:
Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno
Video:
Art - Midjourney
Editing - CapCut
Lyrics:
Merry Critmass to you all!
Roll the dice
let the crits fall!
Merry Critmass to you all!
Swing your swords
in the festive hall!
A snowy night
the dungeon’s aglow
Goblins sneaking
but they don’t know
Our party’s ready
we’re dressed to slay
With yuletide cheer
we’ll save the day!
The rogue’s in the stockings
traps in their sights
While the wizard’s got snowballs
for magical fights
The barbarian’s roasting
a dire turkey feast
And the cleric’s singing carols
to ward off the beasts
A mimic in the gift pile
what a surprise!
It’s biting the bard
who’s rolling for their lives
But with a nat 20
and a wink of glee
We’ll turn this encounter
into revelry!
Ho ho ho
let the crits roll!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
The ranger’s wreath traps
are a genius touch
Orcs walked in
now they’re limping on a crutch.
The paladin’s armor
gleams like the star
Guiding us through battles
near and far
A sleigh pulled by griffons
soaring the skies
Delivering potions
and magical pies.
The dungeon’s alive
with festive might
Enemies beware
our joy’s our fight!
Ho ho ho
let the crits roll!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
We’re slaying through the snow
On a critical-powered sleigh
Laughing all the way
Monsters run
it’s our holiday!
Ho ho ho
let the crits roll!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
Merry Crits
let the dice decide
Adventures await
so let’s all abide!
Through frost and flame
we carve our path
Deck the halls
with a dragon’s wrath!
Merry Critmass to you all
From the dungeon
to the hall!
Raise your cups
roll your dice
Let’s adventure
through the night!
