Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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Fire Emblem Shadows was SHADOWdropped today, much to the confusion of...everyone. Prepare yourself for "real time tactics and treachery," whatever that means?! I'm told this is "Fire Emblem Among Us," but I never played that game, or any other mobile nonsense. I spent a few hours trying to get mobile to work on desktop, and unfortunately I succeeded...soTRUST NO ONE as we attempt to DEDUCE the answer to the question my SOUL ACHES to know...

What were they thinking?!

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Timestamps
00:00 Calling Tech Support...
06:20 Account Setup and Prologue!
1:02:58 Mobile Currency Hell
2:08:56 Story Chapter Readings 1
2:16:51 Kurt "Gameplay"
2:38:50 Story Chapter Readings 2
2:55:50 Zasha "Gameplay"
3:18:16 Hatti "Gameplay"
2:41:27 Carina "Gameplay"
4:05:30 Master Detective Dimitri!
4:16:30 Story Chapter Readings 3
4:38:08 Dimitri "Gameplay"
6:59:58 Light Story Ending!
7:38:24 Shadow Story Ending!
8:01:50 Grinding for FireFox Waifu
9:22:45 Fire Emblem Shadows Meme Spreadsheet Review!