Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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When you get to my age, you start the appreciate the simpler things in life...maybe 10 HP really is all I need to be happy. After becoming a Pokemon CHAMPION, I think it's time to retire and maybe give back to the community...

Enough of the CITY SLICKER meta...all I need is a plot of land, a shovel in my hand, and a computer so I can larp as a true SALT OF THE EARTH farmer. 32 years has all lead to this...12 hours to "speedrun" to summer and grow as many "oran" berries as possible to share with aspiring young trainers.

I hope to see you whippersnappers out in the fields!

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Timestamps
00:00 Old Man uses computer...
13:26 Game Begins! (Lag goes away...soonish)
3:11:44 A Wizard Did It
5:04:50 Spring Egg Festival
8:24:30 The Smoker Scuffles
11:05:39 Operation Oran
11:32:00 Call of Convenience...
11:37:18 Oran Outrage...
11:45:14 Oran Meme Review!