Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
0:00:00 Intro
0:02:54 Exterior (Far View)
0:03:50 Exterior (Close Up)
0:09:48 GF (Foyer)
0:10:50 GF (Shop Corner)
0:11:27 GF (Hobby Corner)
0:21:12 GF (Rat Corner)
0:22:31 GF (Fourth Corner)
0:25:53 GF → 1F (Stairs)
0:29:30 1F (Countertop)
0:30:24 1F (Kitchen/Dining-Room)
0:34:47 1F (Foyer)
0:36:43 1F (Enclosed Study Room)
0:39:43 1F (Grand Study Room)
0:44:33 GF → BF (Foyer)
0:45:34 BF (Trophy Room)
0:52:47 BF (Corridor)
0:53:11 BF (Bathroom)
0:55:07 BF (Bedroom)
1:07:37 Lights Out
1:12:18 Lights On and Outro
This took a while to do lol - tried a couple recordings, didn't really LIKE 'em, then tried to stream it and... it was worse. Like cartoonishly worse. Decided to properly knuckle down and edit some shit together.
So here it is, a virtual tour of my main FFXIV character's mansion! Mostly done because I want to show it off - I know that most of my friends/acquaintances are on NA datacentres and can't realistically pop over for a visit - but this also helps with the act of unmooring from the game, similar to the Animal Crossing: New Horizons video of my 5-Star island. I've been aiming to play more games that aren't quite so... BOTTOMLESS, I suppose, and this'll help with moving on to new projects.
So with this video thrown on the web, I can feel a bit better about finally clearing out the house, getting a slice of housing in the form of an apartment that won't degrade after 45 days, and relaxing on FFXIV long-term. From there, I'll have a good think on what game I play next for The Youtubes.
0:00:00 Intro
0:02:54 Exterior (Far View)
0:03:50 Exterior (Close Up)
0:09:48 GF (Foyer)
0:10:50 GF (Shop Corner)
0:11:27 GF (Hobby Corner)
0:21:12 GF (Rat Corner)
0:22:31 GF (Fourth Corner)
0:25:53 GF → 1F (Stairs)
0:29:30 1F (Countertop)
0:30:24 1F (Kitchen/Dining-Room)
0:34:47 1F (Foyer)
0:36:43 1F (Enclosed Study Room)
0:39:43 1F (Grand Study Room)
0:44:33 GF → BF (Foyer)
0:45:34 BF (Trophy Room)
0:52:47 BF (Corridor)
0:53:11 BF (Bathroom)
0:55:07 BF (Bedroom)
1:07:37 Lights Out
1:12:18 Lights On and Outro
This took a while to do lol - tried a couple recordings, didn't really LIKE 'em, then tried to stream it and... it was worse. Like cartoonishly worse. Decided to properly knuckle down and edit some shit together.
So here it is, a virtual tour of my main FFXIV character's mansion! Mostly done because I want to show it off - I know that most of my friends/acquaintances are on NA datacentres and can't realistically pop over for a visit - but this also helps with the act of unmooring from the game, similar to the Animal Crossing: New Horizons video of my 5-Star island. I've been aiming to play more games that aren't quite so... BOTTOMLESS, I suppose, and this'll help with moving on to new projects.
So with this video thrown on the web, I can feel a bit better about finally clearing out the house, getting a slice of housing in the form of an apartment that won't degrade after 45 days, and relaxing on FFXIV long-term. From there, I'll have a good think on what game I play next for The Youtubes.








![Celeste - 7A Golden Strawberry
[15/12/2022 EDIT: Seems Youtubes decided this stuff is popular enough that adverts need to be stapled to them. I do not monetise my videos, and have no control over adverts being placed on my videos as per Youtubes whims; I apologise to folks who are unable to circumvent these things for one reason or another. If you have a problem with this, I suggest sadness; its about all youll get when those adverts insist on playing.]
Its the Summit! The final stage before the credits, where Madeline finally climbs the whole dang mountain! In one go! Which of course means getting the Golden Strawberry should be easy! Right?
...yeah no lol this took nearly 20 hours of progression, practice and prat-falling before I finally got that wondrous toll of the bell. And I still have 7B to do! Aint that grand?
Theres now a Failures video here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WthU5qMMLI Give it a watch to remind yourself that this wasnt a one-and-done thing!
(two things to note with the video itself - I didnt use the colour corrector for this one because Im starting to realise that whilst it makes the extreme colours a bit less dull and drab, it also sorta washed out a bunch of other colours; also, this bit pertains to the video itself - at Flag #03, the framerate gets wonky, repeating a frame for two frames before hopping to the next; not unwatchable (unless youre REALLY finicky), not sure why it happened (I blame NVIDIA, of course), but just in case you think your visions gone weird? it hasnt) Celeste - 7A Golden Strawberry](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xAo1GBrpcSQ/mqdefault.jpg)

