Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 5 minutes ago

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LYRICS

[intro]

[verse:]
It's hard to make people fat in AI
Yeah, it tries its best, but it's pretty tough.
So I wrote this little ditty to say why it looks shitty
When Jeremy's not fat enough.

[verse:]
It's weird to see DSP looking so lean.
And thin Styx kinda looks pretty cool.
Thin Anisa's pretty, Thin Ralph's got no titties,
And thin PPP makes the ladies drool.

[pre-chorus:]
So excuse us for looking so hot.
In real life I can assure you we're not.
'cause

[Chorus:]
Everybody looks pretty hot in AI
You can't make people ugly, don't even try.
Nick Rekeita's not pale,
He doesn't look like a failure.
Ian doesn't look like he wants to cry.
Oh everybody looks pretty hot in AI.
You can't help but look like a heck of a guy.
It's cause AI can see
That we hate reality,
That's why everybody looks pretty hot in AI.

[interlude]

[Chorus:]
Everybody looks pretty hot in AI.
You can't make people ugly, don't even try.
It's 'cause humans are vain,
So insecure in our brains,
That if we saw our real faces we'd cry.
So everybody looks pretty hot in AI;
You can't help it but look like a heck of a guy.
It's cause AI can see
That we hate reality,
That's why everybody looks pretty hot
In AI.
Yes, everybody looks pretty hot in AI.