Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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From the fake musical 'Little Slop of Horrors'.

LYRICS

I've given you lotion
I've given you porn
You've given me nothin'
But heartache and scorn.
I'm beggin' you nightly
When down on my knees
Oh please, grow for me!

I gave you Viagra
Cialis as well
I gave you attention
You've given me hell
Oh God, how they mock me
Oh God, how they tease
Now, please grow for me!

I've taken to tanning my ballbag
To get you to thrive
I've bought a balldo
Like Rekieta
You're barely alive
I've tried both jelqing and stretching
From dusk until dawn
I've tried, uppers, downers
And futa, and furries but
None of them gave me the horn!

I've given you lotion
I've given you troons
Looks like you're not happy
'Less I sit down and goon!
I'll give you a few hours
If that'll appease
Now please
Oh, oh, oh, please
Grow for me!