Uploaded August 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 minutes ago
Eve Barlow is Amber Heard’s friend. That's about it. She got kicked out of court. She doxxes YouTubers. She needs her sushi now. If she was a man, she'd be hard. She said women that support Johnny Depp are, being driven by “envy” and their own “low self-esteem.”
Eve, a no longer relevant music "journalist", said that women “hate” Amber Heard because of their jealousy over her appearance.
“It’s easy for women with low self-esteem to hate AH or justify their prejudice towards archetypal feminine strength/beauty by denying their envy of it,” she tweeted. “They perceive an afforded power that’s truly a myth, and excuse their own inefficiency at being resilient against misogyny.”
Right...says the girl who constantly changes her looks and takes more selfies than a teenage girl.
She said that Amber Heard “had to fight for her life,” despite her "celebrity" status.
“She still wasn’t afforded a savior. It’s much easier to get behind a woman who plays the damsel in distress than it is to empathize with a woman who has had to liberate herself,” she said.
Pinocchio has been using her Twitter to bully AH’s critics , who have accused the “Aquaman Extra" of lying about being abused by Johnny while they were married.
“Listen, anyone protecting the TikTok abuse of Amber Heard is acting in bad faith,” she said. “You can’t argue that it doesn’t have a chilling effect on survivors from coming forward. Anyone actively MOCKING testimony about abuse is contributing to that silencing. Period.”
Actively MOCKING?
Sounds like a challenge!
We accept.
Eve Barlow is Amber Heard’s friend. That's about it. She got kicked out of court. She doxxes YouTubers. She needs her sushi now. If she was a man, she'd be hard. She said women that support Johnny Depp are, being driven by “envy” and their own “low self-esteem.”
Eve, a no longer relevant music "journalist", said that women “hate” Amber Heard because of their jealousy over her appearance.
“It’s easy for women with low self-esteem to hate AH or justify their prejudice towards archetypal feminine strength/beauty by denying their envy of it,” she tweeted. “They perceive an afforded power that’s truly a myth, and excuse their own inefficiency at being resilient against misogyny.”
Right...says the girl who constantly changes her looks and takes more selfies than a teenage girl.
She said that Amber Heard “had to fight for her life,” despite her "celebrity" status.
“She still wasn’t afforded a savior. It’s much easier to get behind a woman who plays the damsel in distress than it is to empathize with a woman who has had to liberate herself,” she said.
Pinocchio has been using her Twitter to bully AH’s critics , who have accused the “Aquaman Extra" of lying about being abused by Johnny while they were married.
“Listen, anyone protecting the TikTok abuse of Amber Heard is acting in bad faith,” she said. “You can’t argue that it doesn’t have a chilling effect on survivors from coming forward. Anyone actively MOCKING testimony about abuse is contributing to that silencing. Period.”
Actively MOCKING?
Sounds like a challenge!
We accept.
![Bullhorn Betty (Naughty Santa #02) [2023]
Tis the season to be Mocking!
Our second destination takes us to the ding dang hillbilly backwoods of some redneck Christian nationalism town that has a full set of teeth between them all. Were here for our second child in need; Bullhorn Betty! Did you know that salvation can be gained by acting like an belligerent blowhard? Who knew? Times though, have been tough for our little psycho who uses paper plates to make a McRib look classy. She suffers from a severe persecution complex and has stage 4 halitosis. Her Nancy Drew detective skills are on meth and her fact finding skills of the likes of Lauren Boebert and MTG are a disgrace. What could make our little far-reich and Zav girl love child smile again? Fear not child, Naughty Santa is on his way!
Enjoy!
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#bullhornbetty #bhb #lolcow #naughtysanta Bullhorn Betty (Naughty Santa #02) [2023]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KGmpiYGw4H8/mqdefault.jpg)

![Big Ed (MOCKFLIX #057)
I wish I was a little bit taller...
Big Eds salty behavior, bratty personality and his 411 build made him super special! Hes brash, frequently rude to women, and has a sexual assault accusation against him. Go for gold little fella!
On (90 Day Fiancé), Big Ed was dating, Philippines-native and 31 years his junior, Rose Vega. They met online and three months later, Big Ed decided to travel to the Philippines to meet her in person. Weve seen Dateline specials on this stuff right?
Big Ed’s touched personality rubbed many the wrong way. His dishonesty and his poor treatment of Rose really contradicts his whole, “I started sharing anti-bullying messages and I’ve been able to create this positive platform.” Ed lied to Rose about his height and insulted her frequently. He once told her, “Last night I noticed that your legs were were hairy. So I’ll make you a deal. If you shave your legs, I’ll shave my beard.”
Ed gave Rose crap about her past relationships, and even asked her to take an STD test. He was rude to Rose’s family and constantly complained about their home and lack of modern amenities. He also showed very little interest in Roses son, Prince, despite the fact that he might become his stepfather one day.
Aside from the crap he did to Rose, Big Ed was accused of sexual harassment by a woman he used to work with. She came forward with a series of videos on her TikTok feed detailing Big Eds inappropriate behavior. She also went on the show Daily Soap Dish to give more detail about her allegations.
“For about nine months, I was being harassed by him sexually and also assaulted by him,” she said. “I don’t know if you’ve seen my last TikTok or one of my TikToks about an example of the first day that I met him, and that was also assault. So [there is] a lot going on with these allegations…By the end of it, I ended up in the hospital from an incident that happened with him, and I ended up having a lot of health issues from it. This was about four years ago, so I’ve been still trying to heal myself since that incident.”
Other than THAT, Big Ed sells his branded logo crap, coughs a bit more than normal people and tries to remain relevant.
Stop making idiots famous! Big Ed (MOCKFLIX #057)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LhiXVVzbPbQ/mqdefault.jpg)





![UniRock (MockStream #009) [PART 1]
*PART 01*
Today, we sat down with Brett Michaels...wait...thats not right. Today, we sat down with UniRock! Join us on this journey as we attempt to interview him while he acts like a petulant child that lives in his moms basement, we mean, command center! We asked the tough questions and luckily the interview didnt last for 6 hours going over and over and over and over the same damn thing.
Enjoy!
*If you believe that this was a real interview, seek medical attention immediately. Unfortunately, you cant fix stupid.
**The views, thoughts, and words shared in the video are attempts to mock and parody the person(s) featured in the video. Any commonalities between our satire/parody and real world people is strictly coincidental. If youre looking for nonsense. There is a ton of nonsense on the web. Seriously, the most ignorant NONSENSE, is on the web.
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#unirock #unirock2 #rockalot #unirocktv UniRock (MockStream #009) [PART 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O4Zco02sLRE/mqdefault.jpg)

![Vada Jade (Naughty Santa #01) [2023]
Tis the season to be Mocking!
Its time once again to dust off the Naughty Santa suit and begin our humble journey to give to those posturing, puffering and less fortunate than us this 2023 holiday season. This year, our first destination will be to Transformativille to visit our first child in need; Vada Jade! In 2017, our little Milli Vanilli was just an amateur artist, barely scraping by. Between then and now, she turned into a art savant and sold art for hundreds of dollars. She also found time to become a master glassblower and made a fuking table...out of blown glass! Who knew? Times though, have been tough. Her art isnt pulling in the dough like it used to. Vada has found herself resorting to post an Amazon Wish List. She was once a #girlboss rolling in cash yet now, she needs her simps and Santas help. Will she get a vanity like a 12yr old girl? A webcam? A Cyberpower PC? Only time will tell. Truly, she needs our help! Fear not child, Naughty Santa is on his way!
Enjoy!
*This video is an attempt to mock and parody the person(s) featured within. The events, characters & entities depicted in this video are fictional. Any resemblance or similarity to any actual events, entities or persons, whether living or dead is entirely coincidental and completely transformative.
**FAIR USE STATEMENT: This video may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. This material is being made available within this transformative or derivative work for the purpose of education, commentary and criticism, is being distributed without profit, and is believed to be fair use in accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107.
#vadajade #tubetoptammy #artgate #naughtysanta Vada Jade (Naughty Santa #01) [2023]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O_MDgbKceVw/mqdefault.jpg)