Uploaded February 2012 | Updated September 2026, 22 minutes ago
Watch Die Antwoord parody 'Enter The Ginger' here:
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Because blooper reels should always go for longer than the original video.
Watch Die Antwoord parody 'Enter The Ginger' here:
youtube.com/watch?v=uUD9NBSJvqo
Because blooper reels should always go for longer than the original video.







![KATY PERRY PARODY Hollywood Is Pummelling A Dead Horse
Written, rapped, directed and edited by Nib Oswald
http://www.youtube.com/user/niboswaldbrattoni
Vocals and wigwearing whimsy by Claire Stewart-Moore
https://www.youtube.com/user/cstemoore
Director of Photography James Manning of Painted Lion Productions
Starring the magnificent faces of Elise Tobin, Jo Finnis, Angela McDonald, Stephanie Vierboom and Tarrant Gibson
[LYRICS]
(Front row!)
Yeah, Hollywood show biz
Never varied, all the same
Uh huh, get paid
From Middle Earth - one book made a trilogy
Jurassic Park – time for asteroid casualties
Dark Knight - the caped crusader swoops again
Plus Superman - Lex Luthor’s damned
Make a new franchise nightly
Bruce Banner, Steve and Tony
There’s nooo… originality
Those X-men screen, here endlessly
How did Chipmunks make a hat-trick?
Pumping out Pokémon, Bond and Thor
Lazily rehash your movies
Hollywood is pummelling a dead horse
We’ve had seven Saws, several Jaws
New Avatar, planning more
Got Star Wars IX up in line
(What a load of hacks.)
(Pay, pay, pay, pay!
Pay, pay, pay!)
It’s absurd - how Harry Potter went to eight
Shrek the Third? Now Puss In Boots perpetuates
You’re bound to earn - if your movies stay the same
And never change
(Remade) The Dawn Of The Dead and Fame - gee
(Now they’re) bound to greenlight a Babe 3
Remaking more - from drama films to comedy
Homogeny, a monopoly!
Golden Age was cinematic
Putting on a show with orchestral score
Now we never care for movies
Paranormal Activity Part IV?!
We’ve had seven Saws, several Jaws
It’s such a bore, watch us snore
Production line dollar signs
(They get loads of cash.)
Uh, take your seats - the screen’s enormous
The latest film’s out - a new Transformers (Boo!)
Teen werewolves, pirates and more King Kong
Walter Mitty was 5 pages, stretched out to 2 hours long!
Take a Nabokov film Lolita
Or a Carrie, Annie and repeat her
No need to write a script to make the charts
To steal old films is easier
The viewers keep spending
On our line of Twilight drama
Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty
Snow White’s gonna see another
Then we’ll do another, Spider-Man mag
Get Hungover again
Just when you think the story’s over
Get your ass back in that chair
We plug each follow-up
Screw the high art filmic critics
Our skills have got no… scope
So here’s another mimicked gimmick
Though you used to play us classics
Everything we see now was done before
Maybe you should pitch some new scripts
Hollywood is pummelling a dead horse
We already saw one Red Dawn!
We’re sick of Bourne, please no more!
Godzilla? Nein, we decline!
(We’re so over that.) KATY PERRY PARODY Hollywood Is Pummelling A Dead Horse](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_GEu5KQpuUk/mqdefault.jpg)


![Eye Of The Tiger Woods parody
Guitar, lead vocals and lyrics by Nick Foran. Rap by Nib Oswald.
http://reverbnation.com/niboswald
http://reverbnation.com/nickforan
NICK:
[Spoken] Tiger Woods recently made his return to golf, playing at the masters tournament. But he said itd be a one off, that hes still taking time away from the game. Now, Nib and I think theres been one victim thats been overlooked through this whole mess. And thats the game of golf.
NIB:
1, 2, 3... Fore! (Oy!)
My bad.
NICK:
Back on the course, searching for Birdies
Did his time, took his chances
Went out of bounds, rebounded back in the rough
The more he swings, the less hell have to apologise
All the while we change the channel
No more excitement for the public
Vijay Singh just bogied hole number 4
I think Im gonna have to scream to survive
It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf
The game is really boring without you
I mean, its always been pretty boring
But its like (snore) when youre not there
So come back and tee off and drive on...wont you Tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Remember, Nikes still behind you
Did you know you sold more clothes in these weeks
Casanova or business ace all the while?
[Spoken] Because, actually did you know that sales of Tiger Woods brand of clothing and apparel increased by 8% during the whole scandal,
I mean whats up with that?
NIB:
Talk about landing in the green
NICK:
Were trying to get on the radio, Nib.
NIB:
Sorry.
NICK:
It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf
The game is really boring without you
Unless Happy Gilmores playing I just really dont care
So come back and tee off and drive on...wont you Tiger
NIB:
What do you get when you spell par backwards?
Golf is so boring lately, were snoring
Forty white guys walking slow, touring
Tournaments endure more handicaps
From chaps landing crap tee-offs in sandtraps
No golf claps- these hacks are pros?
In dandy pants, sandals and tacky clothes
Up the track they go, watch em whack and hoe
Like Kyle Sandilands swinging Jackie O
Please reprieve our relieved elite leader
Spot the maneater, Tigers a cheetah
How much Wood would Woods chuck
Struck in the dark woods, oops, out of good luck
Yo, Tiger strikes like some Nike-lined giant
9 to 5 hitting his 5 and 9 iron
Yeah he makes thrice the weekly pay
Of Fijis Vijay Singh on PGA
NICK:
It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf
The game is really boring without you
Not quite as bad as curling but its right on the line
So come back and tee off and
Play nine under par
Youre the master of masters
With ten finger grip
Shine up your putter
Its all in the hips
Come on, its time to drive on...wont you Tiger
Come back and play Tiger...
NIB:
Rrrrrr
NICK:
What was that?
NIB:
A tiger growl.
NICK:
Sounds more like a gay pigeon.
NIB:
A gay pigeon is 4 under par.
NICK:
Come back and play Tiger
Can I borrow a fiver
Cuz I need a new driver
NIB:
He needs a new car
NICK:
Come back and play Tiger Eye Of The Tiger Woods parody](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b9hE72egZ-k/mqdefault.jpg)