Uploaded October 2019 | Updated September 2026, 21 hours ago
Reporter Leigh Sales exposes the sordid world of competitive hobby horsing, whereby Scandinavian tween girls run around an equestrian stadium performing cringeworthy dressage jumps with a hobbyhorse stuck between their legs.
It's like the female version of incels.
The time has come for horseracing officials to face this confronting, disturbing and twisted part of the industry.
Reporter Leigh Sales exposes the sordid world of competitive hobby horsing, whereby Scandinavian tween girls run around an equestrian stadium performing cringeworthy dressage jumps with a hobbyhorse stuck between their legs.
It's like the female version of incels.
The time has come for horseracing officials to face this confronting, disturbing and twisted part of the industry.
![Eye Of The Tiger Woods parody
Guitar, lead vocals and lyrics by Nick Foran. Rap by Nib Oswald.
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NICK:
[Spoken] Tiger Woods recently made his return to golf, playing at the masters tournament. But he said itd be a one off, that hes still taking time away from the game. Now, Nib and I think theres been one victim thats been overlooked through this whole mess. And thats the game of golf.
NIB:
1, 2, 3... Fore! (Oy!)
My bad.
NICK:
Back on the course, searching for Birdies
Did his time, took his chances
Went out of bounds, rebounded back in the rough
The more he swings, the less hell have to apologise
All the while we change the channel
No more excitement for the public
Vijay Singh just bogied hole number 4
I think Im gonna have to scream to survive
It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf
The game is really boring without you
I mean, its always been pretty boring
But its like (snore) when youre not there
So come back and tee off and drive on...wont you Tiger
Face to face, out in the heat
Remember, Nikes still behind you
Did you know you sold more clothes in these weeks
Casanova or business ace all the while?
[Spoken] Because, actually did you know that sales of Tiger Woods brand of clothing and apparel increased by 8% during the whole scandal,
I mean whats up with that?
NIB:
Talk about landing in the green
NICK:
Were trying to get on the radio, Nib.
NIB:
Sorry.
NICK:
It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf
The game is really boring without you
Unless Happy Gilmores playing I just really dont care
So come back and tee off and drive on...wont you Tiger
NIB:
What do you get when you spell par backwards?
Golf is so boring lately, were snoring
Forty white guys walking slow, touring
Tournaments endure more handicaps
From chaps landing crap tee-offs in sandtraps
No golf claps- these hacks are pros?
In dandy pants, sandals and tacky clothes
Up the track they go, watch em whack and hoe
Like Kyle Sandilands swinging Jackie O
Please reprieve our relieved elite leader
Spot the maneater, Tigers a cheetah
How much Wood would Woods chuck
Struck in the dark woods, oops, out of good luck
Yo, Tiger strikes like some Nike-lined giant
9 to 5 hitting his 5 and 9 iron
Yeah he makes thrice the weekly pay
Of Fijis Vijay Singh on PGA
NICK:
It is time for you Tiger to come back and play golf
The game is really boring without you
Not quite as bad as curling but its right on the line
So come back and tee off and
Play nine under par
Youre the master of masters
With ten finger grip
Shine up your putter
Its all in the hips
Come on, its time to drive on...wont you Tiger
Come back and play Tiger...
NIB:
Rrrrrr
NICK:
What was that?
NIB:
A tiger growl.
NICK:
Sounds more like a gay pigeon.
NIB:
A gay pigeon is 4 under par.
NICK:
Come back and play Tiger
Can I borrow a fiver
Cuz I need a new driver
NIB:
He needs a new car
NICK:
Come back and play Tiger Eye Of The Tiger Woods parody](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/b9hE72egZ-k/mqdefault.jpg)









