Uploaded March 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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Cha' King of the Ring 2024 #thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil
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Let me be clear
Now I’m not a political guy
Right
But this is twice in one year
That I had stuff stolen
Straight(?) out from under me, ya see

So finally at the end of the shopping trip
It hit me
I gotta get this cranberry sauce
If I don’t grab it now
I’m gonna forget about it, right
So I’m not stupid,
I grab my phone,
I was gone for 2 minutes
Someone stole my cart
My brain was addled
My head was being rattled
They’re out of their f*cking minds
They’re going to keep getting away with it all the time
I was gone for 2 minutes
They stole my pumpkin pie

Just to confirm
I grab an employee
and they said
Definitely someone stole
“No worker took this cart”
So
I ask the checkout guy
He’s like, “They’re all getting an endorphin high”

No logic, no reason, everywhere in this state
Any opportunity, anything they just take
These Stupid Kleptomaniac f*cks
Stole my reusable bags for an endorphin rush