Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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The Misery Merchant Ch'King of the Ring 2026 round 1 entry
BIG UPS and thank you to DooblancDuvel for the green screen footage

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to present to you
something that's so secure
and easy to use
(It's so secure)
It comes with
built-in Bluetooth
My versatile film stick!
Versatile film stick!

I just use my phone
and ya mount it right into it
like so
and just like that
you got yourself
a versatile film stick!
Versatile film stick!

Allow me to show you
what you can do
if you so choose
You can even extend it
INCREDIBLY far away from you
Versatile film stick! Versatile film stick!
(This thing is incredibly versatile)

Look how high it is!
Look how tall it is!
It actually goes to about
like I think it's like
FIVE FEET
or something crazy like that
when you fully extend it
It's above me!
Versatile film stick! Versatile film stick!
(I can touch the ceiling with this thing)

It's lightweight
very easily foldable
very easily usable
very easily collapsible
You can aim it in tons of
different directions
It's incredible maneuverable!


It's not just a selfie stick
it's also
a fold-out tripod
and by the way
it was like thirty bucks
My versatile film stick!
Versatile film stick!

If I have ideas of something
that I want to do
I'll film at a location
a restaurant review
Doing an intro
and trying the food
Versatile film stick!
Versatile film stick!

When will it be implemented?
I don't know
We shall see what happens
and how things go
(woah)
What would it look like?
What would it sound like?
Would this thing work?
Now wait a minute
That's right!

I used to go places
maaaaaan
I used to have a little
handy cam
But now I have
much better tech
A versatile film stick!
Versatile film stick!

It's the start
of something new
I'm excited to be able to maybe make
a new kind of content for you
and so
what most people do
is they use some kind of
Versatile film stick!
Versatile film stick!
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