Uploaded May 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
As you might have guessed by now, there are few things I like more than an outrageously overdone Original Character (do not steal). Maybe it's because I grew up solidly in the midst of vintage cringe culture. Maybe I just get a good laugh out of them. Maybe it's because it hits me right in the heart when someone goes all in on a character with no regard for the "right" way to do things, but as part of my ongoing process to make cringecore a thing, have a song. I'm sure it won't be the last.
Track is available for free download here: mediafire.com/file/457n6c63fwt2kzm/Don'tKillThePartOfYouThatsCringe7WAV.wav/file
And, again, an enormous, a huge, a gigantic tanks to ArwenCuack, who is a wonderful friend and has done so much fantastic art for me.
You can find more of her work, and commission info here:
trello.com/b/9sKli91X/arwencuacks-commissions
twitter.com/ArwenCuack
She's currently building up a commission portfolio, so I really ought to be giving her commissions that, you know, make her look good. Instead she still puts up with my dumb ass asking to prominently feature her making a really terrible cringe pony. We even had a really nice conversation where I sent over a sketch and talked through like..."ok, she's pretty obnoxious, but what can we do to make her WORSE?" And honestly I'm just delighted with the outcome. This girl is so loud, so colorful, a fairy alicorn princess with the fishnets and the stripey socks and the hypersaturated body marking and I just love her. She's adorable.
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Colour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
So let me tell you ‘bout my sweet self insert
She’s pink and all her friends are real pleased with her
Inside her brain the season’s always winter
And she tries to smile when her inside’s been hurt
A little ditzy
And she can’t remember heck all
Not very clever
But hey, that’s what makes her special
She cares no matter who the folks might be
Yeah, what I really like about her
Is she’s kinda like me
Pink coat, and blonde mane
She wears a Santa hat in sun and snow or rain
She isn’t lewd but you all assume it anyway
HoHoHo-ok
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Colour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
So let me tell you ‘bout my sweet self insert
She isn’t sleepy and her knee’s not injured
She isn’t broken in a dozen places
And every morning she can always face it
Extroverted and she knows what to say
Her feet don’t hurt and her mane isn’t turning gray
She’s never angry, yeah my OC,
What I really like about her
Is she isn’t like me
She’s sweet. And she’s sane.
She doesn’t struggle with her eating or a broken brain.
And when I’m mad I stop and ask
“Well what would Chuckles say?”
HoHoHo-ok
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Colour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
So make that Mary Sue
Make your waifu marry you
Why should you care
If the hope can help to carry you?
The world’s too scary to be
Worried ‘bout their point of view.
And cringe is very, very (you).
So come on tell me ‘bout your cool self insert
Spill that spaghetti.
Ready?
Go full cringelord
Don’t be afraid of looking weird
You’re already fookin here’
And you’re beautiful, so fear no censure
I hope they’re married to your favourite pony!
And when you think about it you’re not lonely,
Come on and post that pretty art you drew
Yeah, what I really like about them
Is what I like about you
Cute snoot and pretty eyes
They make me chuckle, heckin holy heck I love you guys
And when you smile then I get to smile too, my friend
So post that fuckin cringe
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Color scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
As you might have guessed by now, there are few things I like more than an outrageously overdone Original Character (do not steal). Maybe it's because I grew up solidly in the midst of vintage cringe culture. Maybe I just get a good laugh out of them. Maybe it's because it hits me right in the heart when someone goes all in on a character with no regard for the "right" way to do things, but as part of my ongoing process to make cringecore a thing, have a song. I'm sure it won't be the last.
Track is available for free download here: mediafire.com/file/457n6c63fwt2kzm/Don'tKillThePartOfYouThatsCringe7WAV.wav/file
And, again, an enormous, a huge, a gigantic tanks to ArwenCuack, who is a wonderful friend and has done so much fantastic art for me.
You can find more of her work, and commission info here:
trello.com/b/9sKli91X/arwencuacks-commissions
twitter.com/ArwenCuack
She's currently building up a commission portfolio, so I really ought to be giving her commissions that, you know, make her look good. Instead she still puts up with my dumb ass asking to prominently feature her making a really terrible cringe pony. We even had a really nice conversation where I sent over a sketch and talked through like..."ok, she's pretty obnoxious, but what can we do to make her WORSE?" And honestly I'm just delighted with the outcome. This girl is so loud, so colorful, a fairy alicorn princess with the fishnets and the stripey socks and the hypersaturated body marking and I just love her. She's adorable.
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Colour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
So let me tell you ‘bout my sweet self insert
She’s pink and all her friends are real pleased with her
Inside her brain the season’s always winter
And she tries to smile when her inside’s been hurt
A little ditzy
And she can’t remember heck all
Not very clever
But hey, that’s what makes her special
She cares no matter who the folks might be
Yeah, what I really like about her
Is she’s kinda like me
Pink coat, and blonde mane
She wears a Santa hat in sun and snow or rain
She isn’t lewd but you all assume it anyway
HoHoHo-ok
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Colour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
So let me tell you ‘bout my sweet self insert
She isn’t sleepy and her knee’s not injured
She isn’t broken in a dozen places
And every morning she can always face it
Extroverted and she knows what to say
Her feet don’t hurt and her mane isn’t turning gray
She’s never angry, yeah my OC,
What I really like about her
Is she isn’t like me
She’s sweet. And she’s sane.
She doesn’t struggle with her eating or a broken brain.
And when I’m mad I stop and ask
“Well what would Chuckles say?”
HoHoHo-ok
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Colour scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
So make that Mary Sue
Make your waifu marry you
Why should you care
If the hope can help to carry you?
The world’s too scary to be
Worried ‘bout their point of view.
And cringe is very, very (you).
So come on tell me ‘bout your cool self insert
Spill that spaghetti.
Ready?
Go full cringelord
Don’t be afraid of looking weird
You’re already fookin here’
And you’re beautiful, so fear no censure
I hope they’re married to your favourite pony!
And when you think about it you’re not lonely,
Come on and post that pretty art you drew
Yeah, what I really like about them
Is what I like about you
Cute snoot and pretty eyes
They make me chuckle, heckin holy heck I love you guys
And when you smile then I get to smile too, my friend
So post that fuckin cringe
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Kill the part of you that gives even one fucking shit
Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe
Color scheme, hot pink, lime, green, and orange
Show that shit to all your friends
And never listen to the cynicism, embrace the optimism
And all that matters in the end
Is that you had fun
So if you had some
Love the part of you that is cringe
