Uploaded June 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I walk in the Dojo (dojo)
I bow to my left I bow to my right
I strap on my white belt and gi
But nobody’s here to fight
We gon be dancing tonight
I walk in, so hot that the ice melt
White suit, and I even got the white belt
White shoes, white car, fedora white felt
When they see me mares be be thinkin Chuckles looking quite svelte
Diamonds on my rings and
I’m wearing white bling
And my skins so white
Even gollum can’t fight me
I’m like lightning
Blind when you sight me
Always wear shades cause I shine like
High beams
Gi from the cleaner and starched so stiff
I can’t even walk, gotta waddle so my legs lift
Strait to the center of the floor and I flex
Pull out my boombox step to the left press
Play. Shuffle. Back away on the double.
Triple backflip to the bass and the treble.
When the sensei saw I was here causing trouble
He dropped his walking cane and got ready to rumble like.
Front hoof stomp. Back hoof stomp.
Dragon pose, wiggle. now pop and lock.
Criss cross, shuffle and you know what I want
Turn around sensei gonna drop that plot.
Now
Front hoof kick. Back hoof kick.
Moonwalk, then a crane pose like Karate Kid
Poni poni poni, give your tail a flick.
That’s the dojo when I walk in.
I walk in the Dojo (dojo)
I bow to my left I bow to my right
I strap on my white belt and gi
But nobody’s here to fight
We gon be dancing tonight
“Old timer well your moves ain’t bad.
But you knew from the moment that my hooves hit the mat.
That I came here to party and I came with the swag.”
And I grinned as I reached for my bag.
A bottle of sake. And a bottle of gin.
Kick like a donkey make your head a spin
Nopony can stop me; when I’m walk-in in
I’m here for the party and friends.
He grabbed himself a bottle I pop the cap
Drank twenty percent in just ten seconds flat
“But first I must know, where did you learn this way?”
“I spend all my time watching dubbed anime.”
The sensei nodded and he said with a bow.
“Can you teach me this power?
Can you show me now?”
I braced on the ground and I summoned my chi
Then snorted cocaine now repeat after me.
Now
Back hoof wiggle. Front hoof rock.
Go into the sprinkler and shopping cart.
Time Warp, shimmy and you know what I want
Turn around sensei gonna drop that plot.
Now
Back hoof tap. Front hoof tip.
Twerk it, now you work it like a cabbage patch kid.
Poni poni poni, give your tail a flick.
That’s the dojo when I walk in.
I walk in the Dojo (dojo)
I bow to my left I bow to my right
I strap on my white belt and gi
But nobody’s here to fight
We gon be dancing tonight
Chuckles OC art by Red Palette.
I walk in the Dojo (dojo)
I bow to my left I bow to my right
I strap on my white belt and gi
But nobody’s here to fight
We gon be dancing tonight
I walk in, so hot that the ice melt
White suit, and I even got the white belt
White shoes, white car, fedora white felt
When they see me mares be be thinkin Chuckles looking quite svelte
Diamonds on my rings and
I’m wearing white bling
And my skins so white
Even gollum can’t fight me
I’m like lightning
Blind when you sight me
Always wear shades cause I shine like
High beams
Gi from the cleaner and starched so stiff
I can’t even walk, gotta waddle so my legs lift
Strait to the center of the floor and I flex
Pull out my boombox step to the left press
Play. Shuffle. Back away on the double.
Triple backflip to the bass and the treble.
When the sensei saw I was here causing trouble
He dropped his walking cane and got ready to rumble like.
Front hoof stomp. Back hoof stomp.
Dragon pose, wiggle. now pop and lock.
Criss cross, shuffle and you know what I want
Turn around sensei gonna drop that plot.
Now
Front hoof kick. Back hoof kick.
Moonwalk, then a crane pose like Karate Kid
Poni poni poni, give your tail a flick.
That’s the dojo when I walk in.
I walk in the Dojo (dojo)
I bow to my left I bow to my right
I strap on my white belt and gi
But nobody’s here to fight
We gon be dancing tonight
“Old timer well your moves ain’t bad.
But you knew from the moment that my hooves hit the mat.
That I came here to party and I came with the swag.”
And I grinned as I reached for my bag.
A bottle of sake. And a bottle of gin.
Kick like a donkey make your head a spin
Nopony can stop me; when I’m walk-in in
I’m here for the party and friends.
He grabbed himself a bottle I pop the cap
Drank twenty percent in just ten seconds flat
“But first I must know, where did you learn this way?”
“I spend all my time watching dubbed anime.”
The sensei nodded and he said with a bow.
“Can you teach me this power?
Can you show me now?”
I braced on the ground and I summoned my chi
Then snorted cocaine now repeat after me.
Now
Back hoof wiggle. Front hoof rock.
Go into the sprinkler and shopping cart.
Time Warp, shimmy and you know what I want
Turn around sensei gonna drop that plot.
Now
Back hoof tap. Front hoof tip.
Twerk it, now you work it like a cabbage patch kid.
Poni poni poni, give your tail a flick.
That’s the dojo when I walk in.
I walk in the Dojo (dojo)
I bow to my left I bow to my right
I strap on my white belt and gi
But nobody’s here to fight
We gon be dancing tonight
Chuckles OC art by Red Palette.
