Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 10 hours ago

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German lyrics (For english translation scroll down!)

Ich lauf so durch die Straßen, merk: Mein Magen ist leer
ich lauf so durch die Straßen denk 'n Döner muss her
Und schon seh ich ne Frittenbude auf der and'ren Straßenseite
und ich denk "Die müssen Döner haben, ohne Zweifel!"
So geh ich nun da hin, und dort angekommen sag
ich dem Typen an der Theke erst mal schön guten Tag
Auf die Frage die ich stell: "Ham sie nen Döner für mich?",
sagt er "Diggah, Döner ham wa nich"

Ich sag:
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn

Während ich aus Ärger meine Füße auf den Boden stampf,
merke ich: Ich hab immer noch nen krassen Kohldampf
Als ich um halb neun auf meine Uhr seh',
kommt mir dann eine blendende Idee
Ich bin ja in der Nähe von ner Dönerbude hier
Da krieg ich dann zum Döner auch gleich noch 'n Bier
Doch angekommen dort, trifft es mich wie ein Schlag
Die eröffnen erst um 11 an jedem Wochentag

Und ich sag:
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn

[Solo]

Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn

Irgendwann find ich dann auch
einen Dönerstand, der schon verkauft
Ich hab den Döner schon in meiner Hand
Da werde ich angerempelt und er fällt in den Sand

Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn
Döner; Döner; Döner; Neeeeeeiiinnn

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Rough english translation:

I'm walking through the streets and I'm starving a lot
I'm walking through the streets and think "I should have Döner!"
I see a chip stand on the other side of the street
and think "they've got to have döner, no doubt in it!"
So I go over to the stand and the first thing I do
Is greet the guy who leads the story with "Good day"
To my question "Do you have any Döner for me"
he replies "Dude, we don't sell that shit"

I say:
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo

While I pound my feet on the ground out of anger
I realize I still am really freaking hungry
As I look on my watch on half past eight
I have a very awesome idea
As far as I know there is a Döner stand near here
There I can have a beer along with my Döner, too
But as soon as I arrive, it hits me like a lightning
The open at 11 at every day of the week

And I sayyyyy...

Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo

[Solo]

Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo

Finally I found a Döner stand
that already is opened
I already hold the Döner in my hand
When somebody bumps into me and it falls into the sand

Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo
Döner; Döner; Döner; Nooooooo