Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Original Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Narration - Spoken]
When word arrived from Demon’s skies,
Darkfighter called the council near.
The Ring convened, with urgent cries,
For danger loomed both far and clear.
[Verse]
Urgent! Red alert! The Ring is now shaken!
Crisis! The Empire has made its next move!
Warning lights flash, every nerve overtaken.
The dread of the unknown is hard to remove.
In the Demon Cluster, invasion unfolds,
Fire rains down, and the heavens ignite.
Fleets by the thousands—an onslaught that rolls—
Comrades are cornered, trapped in the fight.
News from the Cluster: It's not the Empire.
These are no foes that we've ever known.
Creatures that crawl from the deep legends’ mire,
Born of old fears that have chillingly grown.
Spawn of the void, like a madman’s dark vision,
Step from the carvings of tales that long gone.
Shouts, deaf'ning thunder, and fatal decisions—
Why do we wait? Action must carry on!
Allied factions—a Jed'hai-born Union,
However fractured, now face the same storm.
If the conflict burns past this communion,
Fires of war soon become our new norm.
Breaking update: A baffling narration—
Try not to laugh, though it IS feels absurd:
Thousands of rabbits, amidst confrontation,
Charge through the field as the firestorms stirred.
Flames are unleashed by those long-eared creatures,
Bodies lie scattered beneath their fierce ire.
Fortress walls fall, consumed by their features;
Tanks swarm ahead through the mud and through fire.
News from the Jed'hai: They're ready for battle!
Armies have started their vengeful campaign.
If we stay idle while sabers now rattle,
We'll bear the blame for this rising chain.
If we’re to see the Ring stay unbroken,
Hold our alliance and salvage our name,
Grasp this frail chance, let actions be spoken—
Intrigue or bloodshed, we play through the game.
Once, in that war 'gainst the Citadel's science,
Opportunities slipped through our grasp.
Now is no time for a passive compliance;
Take up the sword, hold the future and clasp.
Yet, vast parsecs of void lie between us.
No armored gauntlet can reach through the breach.
Brothers in battle will falter or leave us—
Aid they would beg, but they're far from our reach.
Still, hope remains; from our allies of lore,
One noble prince might still hold to our bond.
He keeps his banner, though scattered and torn,
And shall not abandon us in the beyond.
Original Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Narration - Spoken]
When word arrived from Demon’s skies,
Darkfighter called the council near.
The Ring convened, with urgent cries,
For danger loomed both far and clear.
[Verse]
Urgent! Red alert! The Ring is now shaken!
Crisis! The Empire has made its next move!
Warning lights flash, every nerve overtaken.
The dread of the unknown is hard to remove.
In the Demon Cluster, invasion unfolds,
Fire rains down, and the heavens ignite.
Fleets by the thousands—an onslaught that rolls—
Comrades are cornered, trapped in the fight.
News from the Cluster: It's not the Empire.
These are no foes that we've ever known.
Creatures that crawl from the deep legends’ mire,
Born of old fears that have chillingly grown.
Spawn of the void, like a madman’s dark vision,
Step from the carvings of tales that long gone.
Shouts, deaf'ning thunder, and fatal decisions—
Why do we wait? Action must carry on!
Allied factions—a Jed'hai-born Union,
However fractured, now face the same storm.
If the conflict burns past this communion,
Fires of war soon become our new norm.
Breaking update: A baffling narration—
Try not to laugh, though it IS feels absurd:
Thousands of rabbits, amidst confrontation,
Charge through the field as the firestorms stirred.
Flames are unleashed by those long-eared creatures,
Bodies lie scattered beneath their fierce ire.
Fortress walls fall, consumed by their features;
Tanks swarm ahead through the mud and through fire.
News from the Jed'hai: They're ready for battle!
Armies have started their vengeful campaign.
If we stay idle while sabers now rattle,
We'll bear the blame for this rising chain.
If we’re to see the Ring stay unbroken,
Hold our alliance and salvage our name,
Grasp this frail chance, let actions be spoken—
Intrigue or bloodshed, we play through the game.
Once, in that war 'gainst the Citadel's science,
Opportunities slipped through our grasp.
Now is no time for a passive compliance;
Take up the sword, hold the future and clasp.
Yet, vast parsecs of void lie between us.
No armored gauntlet can reach through the breach.
Brothers in battle will falter or leave us—
Aid they would beg, but they're far from our reach.
Still, hope remains; from our allies of lore,
One noble prince might still hold to our bond.
He keeps his banner, though scattered and torn,
And shall not abandon us in the beyond.
![Shadow Warrior Who Wants Some Wang?
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Step into the dojo, neon bleeds red,
Katana talk sharp, like the thoughts in my head.
I don’t fight fair — I fight fabulous,
One-liner loaded, style hazardous.
Demons moan, they know my name,
I carve their sins, then I shame their game.
No honor left? I’ll sell you some.
Swipe right, baby — here comes the Wangdom.
[Pre-Chorus]
Silk robe, steel soul,
I’m the glitch in your scroll.
Clap once if you’re cursed,
Twice if it hurts —
Third time’s the Wang, and it’s always worse.
[Chorus 1]
Who wants some Wang?
I got blade, I got bang,
I got jokes that sting and a demon to hang.
Who wants some pain?
With a side of shame?
Im the sushi chef of slaughter, serving ego flambé.
[Verse 2]
Scrolls talk legends, but mine’s still throbbin’ —
Ancient technique: trash talkin’ & robbin’.
Your kung-fu’s weak, your memes outdated,
I’m the DLC boss your karma created.
Cyber geishas scream my login,
Tinder of Tengu, I never stop swipin’.
My chis in the gutter, my aim’s in your pants —
I meditate twice, then I make you dance.
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Blood moon, pixel rain,
Im the glitch in your brain.
Clap once for regret,
Twice for the flex —
Third time’s the Wang, and he cashes checks.
[Chorus 2]
Who wants some Wang?
I got sass, I got slang,
I got fists like fate and a tongue that’ll hang.
Who wants some steel?
With a side of feels?
I’m the boss fight flirting with your deepest ideals.
[Bridge]
When you gaze into the Wang, the Wang gazes back...
And winks.
[Verse 3]
Your dojo’s a Discord, your master’s a meme,
I’m a late-night legend with a daydream team.
I slice demons, I slice hearts, I slice pants —
Call it spiritual growth... in tight leather pants.
[Final Chorus]
Who wants some Wang?
I got style, I got clang,
I got kills with quips and a certified fang.
Who wants some truth?
Served raw, uncouth?
I’m the neon ninja priest — now confess your youth.
[Outro]
Shadow runs deep, karma runs dry,
But the Wang don’t sleep, and the punchlines fly.
So light your blade and sing my name —
The world’s insane… but I’m still game. Shadow Warrior Who Wants Some Wang?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fxD7keTuUqs/mqdefault.jpg)




![Divide et Impera 39. Triumph of Will
Russian Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Context:
[Narrator - Spoken]
Through Fungiland’s skies, King Paul did descend,
His fleet struck Demeter, its forces to end.
To cheers from the masses, their victor stood tall,
As rulers escorted him into the Hall.
The Hall of the Maker, where fate is unsealed,
Its secrets untold, and forever concealed.
What horrors transpired, no mortal can say—
Paul’s men left in silence, faces pale with dismay.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I’m here. I’ve descended. I reign everlasting.
My scepter I bear through the ages of time.
All things that defy me shall meet desolation—
In radiant suns or in shadows sublime.
I march with my banner held high in its glory,
My blade leaves the wreckage of worlds in its path.
And where my proud boot lands, it tells a grim story:
No sins will find pardon, no soul will escape wrath.
[Chorus]
This is my will!
This is my will!
It is mine to choose:
Shall you live or be still?
This is my will!
This is my will!
Before me falls
The whole world’s will.
[Verse 2]
I bring you both death and salvation as master.
In fury, I grant you the gift of new breath.
And once I have spoken, my choice is unchanging—
What’s etched in my word shall be carried by death.
Let temples resound with the screams of the hopeless.
Let crypts in their shadows awaken to joy.
I am not deceived by the lies of the faithless.
The rage of my legions I fully deploy.
[Chorus]
This is my will!
This is my will!
It is mine to choose:
Shall you live or be still?
This is my will!
This is my will!
Before me falls
The whole world’s will.
[Bridge]
Let gods bow low and their crowns be forsaken.
Let kings bend their spines as they tremble with fear.
I tread every path, every road that is taken,
And launch blazing fire from ships of despair.
The face of death,
The clash of chains,
Steel bells that ring
Through fields of pain.
And the flames, their bloody feast,
Show my power will not cease.
Royal scepter, blood it brings,
Never love eternal sings.
Who has yet to taste true fear?
Stand, then fall, and disappear.
Stand, then fall, and disappear.
Stand, then fall, and disappear! Divide et Impera 39. Triumph of Will](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hIwDDxk7MSw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Warhammer 40k Jetbike Fury (Ride Through the Warp)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Yes, Eurobeat. I have VERY random ideas sometimes.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
JETBIKE STARTS — VROOOOOM
No fear, no brakes, no heresy!
Khagan’s coming through — MOVE ASIDE, FOOLS!
[Verse 1]
Ten thousand years, still got that speed,
White Scars blazing, warp-born steed!
Forget your tanks, forget your guns —
I’ve got a bike that outruns suns!
Through webway storms and daemon haze,
I drift through stars in lightning blaze!
No gods, no throne, no time to pray —
Just speed and sky — the Primarch way!
[Pre-Chorus]
Burning warp like its octane fuel,
Past the Grey Knights, breaking rules!
Chaos calls? I just ignore —
Too fast for fate, I ride for more!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — Im too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp cant catch my soul!
Emperor knows I dont play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Verse 2]
Magnus reads, Guilliman plans,
I’m out here doing wheelie stands!
While Lorgar’s whining, Mortys slow,
I’m doing donuts in the snow!
No throneworld tea, no fancy speech,
Just open road and stars to breach!
I ride with thunder, I chase the light —
The galaxys mine each hyperspeed night!
[Pre-Chorus]
I drift past Black Templars’ prayers,
Spin out near the Golden Stairs!
Warpstorms try to pull me in —
But speed is truth, and truth will win!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — Im too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp cant catch my soul!
Emperor knows I dont play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Bridge]
They said I vanished...
I say I just took the scenic route!
See you in the 42nd millennium, losers!
ENGINE REVVVVS — VROOMMMMMMMM
[Final Chorus – DOUBLE SPEED]
Jetbike fury — burning through the tide!
Orks and daemons, take a ride!
Necrons blink and miss my trail —
Jetbike fury — warp will fail!
Jetbike fury — I’m the Khan, the storm!
Speed incarnate, battle-born!
Let them scheme — I just glide —
Jetbike fury — I never died! Warhammer 40k Jetbike Fury (Ride Through the Warp)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hVIbpQuZcSA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Star Trek Sex Deputy (Will Riker)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Context: The song is a joke suggesting that Riker essentially serves as Picard’s Deputy of Sex, since Picard never has time for matters of the heart.
Lyrics:
[Intro - spoken]
Computer, play… something sultry.
[Trombone riff plays]
This one goes out… to every lonely heart in the neutral zone...
[Verse 1]
He’s got the chair,
I got the flair —
He’s sipping tea,
I’m in your hair.
He’s quoting books,
I’m giving looks,
He’s all “Stand by,”
I’m all sex hooks.
You need affection?
A little connection?
I’m your Number One
In every direction!
[Pre-Chorus]
You got no love?
You got no vibe?
Just hail me, baby,
I always provide.
[Chorus - full brass]
I’m your Sex Deputy — uh!
Cosmic cutie on call for duty!
When the captain says “Engage,”
I’m turning the page —
To your bedroom stage.
I’m the Sex Deputy — yeah!
Diplomacy with sensual unity.
You want peace? You want thrill?
Call Will — Big Will —
I got love to fill!
[Verse 2]
Negotiations fine,
But have you tried me?
I’ve brokered more treaties
Between sheets, you see.
He’s the voice of reason,
I’m the body of spice,
He handles Starfleet,
I handle you twice.
[Pre-Chorus]
You want a tryst?
A star-kissed twist?
Forget the brig,
Let me show you bliss.
[Chorus - with attitude]
I’m your Sex Deputy — uh-huh!
Warp-speed lover in full-body cover!
When he’s busy with the Borg,
I’m lighting your fire like a rogue demigod.
I’m the Sex Deputy — ooh!
Klingon-approved, and Betazoid too.
From Ten Forward to Holodeck Three,
The galaxy needs… a lover like me!
[Bridge - sultry spoken over bassline]
Now listen… I’m not just a pretty face with a beard…
I’ve made peace with Orion twins,
Healed hearts of Ferengi grins…
And once… once I tangoed with a Vulcan.
It was… logical.
[Final Chorus - big finish]
Sex Deputy — can’t resist!
I’m the Starfleet answer to your love list.
When hearts go cold in the great unknown,
I bring the heat — interstellar trombone!
Yeah, Sex Deputy — ride the vibe!
I’m the reason stars collide.
He’s the mind, I’m the thrill,
You got needs?
Call Commander Will.
[Outro - slow fade]
...Computer — end program.
Unless you want… one more round.
[Trombone riff fades out…] Star Trek Sex Deputy (Will Riker)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hVwwWXWrm_M/mqdefault.jpg)
![Divide et Impera 2 53. They March
Original Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Narration - Spoken]
The Cluster of Demon, where darkness aligns,
Intelligent Rabbits brought war to the stars.
Their armies would march under cruel, grievous signs,
Unleashing destruction and countless new scars.
[Verse]
We are beginning! Let gods wail as infants,
Guardians trembling in fragile dismay.
The worst of nightmares, the cruelest existence,
We brought it with us to darken the fray.
Let planets shudder and quake in their motion,
Let Earth beneath feel the angers upsurge.
We are a comet, a fiery explosion,
Lightning-struck ships in unstoppable surge.
Fears of the ancients, the horrors that linger,
Talons and fangs from the depths of their flow,
Cold as a vampires smile with its finger,
Bring back the wails that let frozen gods know.
Brows now are furrowed, nerves stretched ever tighter,
Jaws clamp together, flames glow in our stare.
With desperation, we strike ever brighter,
Storming the traps of fate’s treacherous snare.
Evolution, cruel mother, has spoken,
Pointing its finger to seal destiny.
Now we have risen, through corpses unbroken,
Holy rebellion to set ourselves free.
Let foreign cities be burned down in fire,
Let everlasting laments rise and roar.
So that in memory etched shall aspire,
Armageddon’s blood carved evermore!
Fears of mad minds, in the chaos entwining,
Coiled and compressed, we release them on you.
Let the foundations of worlds start declining.
Devil’s among you – right here, it’s come true!
We are devouring with iron-sharp teeth now
History’s fabric, so cold and so worn.
Roles have reversed – we’re the gods that you breathe now,
We will decide if there’s future or scorn. Divide et Impera 2 53. They March](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/huWvbwq4IbA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Mortal Kombat Savage Kiss (Mileena)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Intro - Whispered]
Pretty face, deadly taste
Sugar lips, but I bite when I embrace...
Heheheheh...
[Verse 1]
Laced in silk and soaked in blood,
Queen of chaos, crawling up from the mud.
Mirror crackin’, I’m the glitch in the code,
Caged desire, now I’m ready to explode.
Candy-coated in catastrophe,
You’ll scream my name like a symphony.
I’m not your girl, I’m your endgame sin,
Smile wide — let the nightmare begin.
[Pre-Chorus]
Touch me wrong, I’ll tear you right,
Velvet claws in the dead of night.
Sweet and savage, lips like doom —
One kiss, and I clear the room.
[Chorus]
Savage kiss — venom on my tongue,
Twisted bliss — where the wild ones run.
Burning red — can you handle this?
Fall in love with a savage kiss.
Savage kiss — I don’t miss,
Heartbreak hit with a serpent’s hiss.
Pretty pain — yeah, I’m your fix,
Say goodbye with a savage kiss.
[Verse 2]
Chomp down hard, I don’t play nice,
Sugar rush with a blade of ice.
Clone of a queen, but I made my throne,
Chaos child — I bite alone.
Teeth like secrets, sharp and cruel,
Break your rules, turn blood to jewel.
In my gaze, you see the abyss —
But you still beg for one more kiss.
[Pre-Chorus]
Touch me wrong, I’ll tear you right,
Velvet claws in the dead of night.
Sweet and savage, lips like doom —
One kiss, and I clear the room.
[Chorus]
Savage kiss — venom on my tongue,
Twisted bliss — where the wild ones run.
Burning red — can you handle this?
Fall in love with a savage kiss.
Savage kiss — I don’t miss,
Heartbreak hit with a serpent’s hiss.
Pretty pain — yeah, I’m your fix,
Say goodbye with a savage kiss.
[Bridge - spoken/distorted]
Clone? No. Im the curse they couldn’t kill.
The hunger. The chaos. The thrill.
I’m not broken — I’m reborn.
You’ll beg... to be torn.
[Breakdown/Drop]
Savage! Savage! Savage!
Lick the blade, taste the madness!
Savage! Savage! Savage!
I kiss — you vanish!
(ahhhh!)
[Final Chorus]
Savage kiss — venom on my tongue,
Twisted bliss — where the wild ones run.
Crimson rain — can you handle this?
Fall in love with a savage kiss.
Savage kiss — I’ll leave my mark,
Fangs in flesh, I dance in dark.
Final breath — your deadly bliss,
Say goodbye with a savage kiss.
[Outro - Whispered]
So sweet...
So sharp...
Now scream. Mortal Kombat Savage Kiss (Mileena)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i5KawKEPQyU/mqdefault.jpg)
