Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Music used:
Big Apple, 3AM
Sewer Surfin'
^both from TMNT: Turtles in Time (SNES)

In this video, I cover our totally not Spanish hero in a shell, Tortuga! I go over all his strengths and weaknesses in this short guide, as well as as how to use him the most practically. You're in for one shell of a time (bad joke, I know).

Read here for ways to charge your 'COOL IT!'
Note: NEVER use an Uncharged 'COOL IT!' on bandits, the ranting old man, the Witch, or the chainsaw lady.

-Hammer trader
-Blade Master
-Axe trader
-Shotgun Peddler
-Anime salesman
-Dinkdoor
-Bridge Sentinel (no point but still funny)
-Grocery Squatter (also funny)
-Pipe bomb seller
-Spear seller
-Choose COOL IT in 'Choose UR Fate'
-Having Bort in your Party (counter goes up when he says "DONT HAVE COW, MAN!")
-Have an irritating character talk to the annoying representative(+2 COOL IT points)
-Have an irritating character challenge the Chess master bandit (+1 COOL IT point)
-Choosing "Bigfoot ain't real" in the rare Sasquatch event (+1 point, +2 if an irritating character is in the party)


Check out my other character guides here
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbEsLgPeEOdnsGVHFWTU3P76bAOphZeO&si=jBu_-_4q6imA7F84

Event guides
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbEsLgPeEOeEWVKCZpKHu2CiZiyLy4Ll&si=9E1LfDygOyyMke8D

Death Road to Canada runs
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbEsLgPeEOd4xA_NQCTZtJz4bRovUBnx&si=IU9xKO15GDAt0cZA





Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:38 Starting stats
0:43 About the Sais
1:28 Akward noises
1:44 Basic overview
2:31 Final thoughts
3:10 Strategies and notes



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