Uploaded May 2020 | Updated September 2026, 44 minutes ago
Greetings from Russia! Usually I start all my videos about dating a Russian man with very important information about how chic, amazing, posh, incredible and modest I am. And I do it all just to lure some naive foreign girl who wants to date a Russian man into my networks. Yes, I am a very insidious and mean person. And I’m not even ashamed of it.
But today I want to contact you for help. Because I need a side view. I want to use you as free experts. No, it's not about dating Russian men. Yes, I’m not going to pay for your help because I am greedy and download movies, TV shows and songs for free.
But let's get back to my problem. A few weeks ago, a girl wrote me a wonderful letter about dating a Russian man (generally speaking, she wrote that she wanted to have not just a Russian boyfriend, but a Russian husband). And I thought, “Damn! We are on the same wavelength. She faced the same relationship problems that I had. And she wants the same as me. Is it a coincidence? I do not think so. Perhaps this is fate.”
And I wrote her a very good letter, hoping that we will begin to communicate. But she did not answer me. At first I thought, “Ah, yet another fake. She is not going to date Russian men. Just ignore it.” But after a while I had doubts, “What if she was a real girl who wanted a Russian boyfriend or even a Russian husband but just didn’t like my letter?” And I want you to confirm or refute my suspicions.
Firstly, I called her my real age. I think it's important to know before dating a Russian guy. And that could really scare her. I am 32 years old. Yes, I am very old. Yesterday I found gray hair in my left nostril. And now I'm afraid to look into my right nostril. Because if there will also be gray hair, then I don’t even know what to do next. Should I dye my hair in my nostrils? Or should I remove hair from the nostrils in general? In any case, I will know that gray hair grows there. The world will never be the same for me.
Secondly, she joked several times in her letter and I did the same. I think it's a good start for dating. Besides, she wanted to have a Russian husband. So she needed to know in advance about my sense of humor. But what if she did not understand my jokes and decided that I was crazy? Let me read these jokes to you and you will say what is wrong with them.
Before dating a Russian man, she joked, "I hope you are not a communist." And I replied, “I am not a communist, which I cannot say about my evil twin brother. He is a communist, satanist, adventurer, and every full moon turns into a Maltese lapdog. By the way, he is very worried about this. All the men in our family turn into beautiful and proud wolves. We howl at the moon and attack passers-by. This is something like our family tradition. But my brother was a weak and painful child, so his level is a white Maltese lapdog. In principle, he is harmless, but he can easily bite your leg and not even apologize for it. So be careful with him."
In my opinion, a pretty good joke. Although my evil twin brother still resents me for telling a scary secret to some stranger. And at the end of my letter, I expressed hope for a long conversation. And I wrote, "And I need to tell you so many things... Starting from my meeting with the aliens and ending with the fact that I am creating a time machine in the basement."
Then I thought it was a great joke. But now I'm afraid that she was scared by the information that I had a basement. Maybe she doesn't want to date a Russian guy if he has a basement. Dear girl, do not worry. I do not have a basement. I live in the flat. I'm alright.
She sent me her photos. One of them was very small, so I asked to send me some more pictures. This is the right approach for any dating (otherwise how are you going to catch a Russian husband if you do not show your face?). And I also sent my photos. But I am sure that this certainly could not be a problem.
There were only three pictures. I'm in a raccoon costume, I'm in Adam's costume, that is, completely naked with big black crosses on my nipples, and I'm in the costume of Adolf Hitler with a funny mustache. These are proven photos, with which I always have great success with girls.
Every single Russian girl has already received these photos. And the reaction is always positive. “Sick bastard, freak, weirdo. Burn in hell! I wish you a long and painful death. I want hungry raccoons to come to your house tonight and nibble your heels.” And many other warm, sweet and affectionate words addressed to me.
So I’m sure that my photos couldn’t scare that girl. Therefore, this is either my old age, or an overly original sense of humor. What do you think about this? Was it a fake? Or was it a real, but shy girl? I'm really interested in your opinion. From Russia with love!
Greetings from Russia! Usually I start all my videos about dating a Russian man with very important information about how chic, amazing, posh, incredible and modest I am. And I do it all just to lure some naive foreign girl who wants to date a Russian man into my networks. Yes, I am a very insidious and mean person. And I’m not even ashamed of it.
But today I want to contact you for help. Because I need a side view. I want to use you as free experts. No, it's not about dating Russian men. Yes, I’m not going to pay for your help because I am greedy and download movies, TV shows and songs for free.
But let's get back to my problem. A few weeks ago, a girl wrote me a wonderful letter about dating a Russian man (generally speaking, she wrote that she wanted to have not just a Russian boyfriend, but a Russian husband). And I thought, “Damn! We are on the same wavelength. She faced the same relationship problems that I had. And she wants the same as me. Is it a coincidence? I do not think so. Perhaps this is fate.”
And I wrote her a very good letter, hoping that we will begin to communicate. But she did not answer me. At first I thought, “Ah, yet another fake. She is not going to date Russian men. Just ignore it.” But after a while I had doubts, “What if she was a real girl who wanted a Russian boyfriend or even a Russian husband but just didn’t like my letter?” And I want you to confirm or refute my suspicions.
Firstly, I called her my real age. I think it's important to know before dating a Russian guy. And that could really scare her. I am 32 years old. Yes, I am very old. Yesterday I found gray hair in my left nostril. And now I'm afraid to look into my right nostril. Because if there will also be gray hair, then I don’t even know what to do next. Should I dye my hair in my nostrils? Or should I remove hair from the nostrils in general? In any case, I will know that gray hair grows there. The world will never be the same for me.
Secondly, she joked several times in her letter and I did the same. I think it's a good start for dating. Besides, she wanted to have a Russian husband. So she needed to know in advance about my sense of humor. But what if she did not understand my jokes and decided that I was crazy? Let me read these jokes to you and you will say what is wrong with them.
Before dating a Russian man, she joked, "I hope you are not a communist." And I replied, “I am not a communist, which I cannot say about my evil twin brother. He is a communist, satanist, adventurer, and every full moon turns into a Maltese lapdog. By the way, he is very worried about this. All the men in our family turn into beautiful and proud wolves. We howl at the moon and attack passers-by. This is something like our family tradition. But my brother was a weak and painful child, so his level is a white Maltese lapdog. In principle, he is harmless, but he can easily bite your leg and not even apologize for it. So be careful with him."
In my opinion, a pretty good joke. Although my evil twin brother still resents me for telling a scary secret to some stranger. And at the end of my letter, I expressed hope for a long conversation. And I wrote, "And I need to tell you so many things... Starting from my meeting with the aliens and ending with the fact that I am creating a time machine in the basement."
Then I thought it was a great joke. But now I'm afraid that she was scared by the information that I had a basement. Maybe she doesn't want to date a Russian guy if he has a basement. Dear girl, do not worry. I do not have a basement. I live in the flat. I'm alright.
She sent me her photos. One of them was very small, so I asked to send me some more pictures. This is the right approach for any dating (otherwise how are you going to catch a Russian husband if you do not show your face?). And I also sent my photos. But I am sure that this certainly could not be a problem.
There were only three pictures. I'm in a raccoon costume, I'm in Adam's costume, that is, completely naked with big black crosses on my nipples, and I'm in the costume of Adolf Hitler with a funny mustache. These are proven photos, with which I always have great success with girls.
Every single Russian girl has already received these photos. And the reaction is always positive. “Sick bastard, freak, weirdo. Burn in hell! I wish you a long and painful death. I want hungry raccoons to come to your house tonight and nibble your heels.” And many other warm, sweet and affectionate words addressed to me.
So I’m sure that my photos couldn’t scare that girl. Therefore, this is either my old age, or an overly original sense of humor. What do you think about this? Was it a fake? Or was it a real, but shy girl? I'm really interested in your opinion. From Russia with love!
