Uploaded October 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Greetings from Russia! My people have a mystical consciousness. Irrationalism and superstition is quite widespread in Russia. As a result, some people fall into totalitarian sects. A wise man once said, "If you can't defeat the enemy, then head over him." OK! Today I will tell you how to create a sect.
How to create a sect? Firstly, you need to attract attention. Suppose you have a strange accent, insinuating voice, webbed fingers, three pairs of nipples or memorable appearance. Or you make a long pause in a very unexpected places.
How to create a cult? Secondly, you have to come up with an interesting legend about your past and present. It is very difficult to create a sect, if you are an ordinary insurance agent, a school teacher or a middle manager. Start with your childhood. When you were five years old, lightning hit you in the ass. So you have got superpower. Let's say you know how to breathe with the help of the left ear and predict the weather by looking at the bird droppings.
How to organize a sect? Thirdly, your sect should have some noble purpose. For example, you prepare people for a meeting with the aliens. Or you take money of your followers to cleanse their aura of grease stains. Or you know exactly when the Second Coming of Elvis will happen. It is advisable not to name specific dates and keep people in constant tension.
And now I am doing a few magic passes of my hands. It is a psychological setting. You will subscribe to my channel and will show this video to your friends, who urgently need a spiritual mentor. From Russia with love!
Greetings from Russia! My people have a mystical consciousness. Irrationalism and superstition is quite widespread in Russia. As a result, some people fall into totalitarian sects. A wise man once said, "If you can't defeat the enemy, then head over him." OK! Today I will tell you how to create a sect.
How to create a sect? Firstly, you need to attract attention. Suppose you have a strange accent, insinuating voice, webbed fingers, three pairs of nipples or memorable appearance. Or you make a long pause in a very unexpected places.
How to create a cult? Secondly, you have to come up with an interesting legend about your past and present. It is very difficult to create a sect, if you are an ordinary insurance agent, a school teacher or a middle manager. Start with your childhood. When you were five years old, lightning hit you in the ass. So you have got superpower. Let's say you know how to breathe with the help of the left ear and predict the weather by looking at the bird droppings.
How to organize a sect? Thirdly, your sect should have some noble purpose. For example, you prepare people for a meeting with the aliens. Or you take money of your followers to cleanse their aura of grease stains. Or you know exactly when the Second Coming of Elvis will happen. It is advisable not to name specific dates and keep people in constant tension.
And now I am doing a few magic passes of my hands. It is a psychological setting. You will subscribe to my channel and will show this video to your friends, who urgently need a spiritual mentor. From Russia with love!
