Uploaded April 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Scene:
2AM. A resplendent courtyard bathed in moonlight. GWC calls out to DSIII in its bedroom chambers.
GWC: Vexation, thy name is Dark Souls III! Can you not feel my adoration? How my heart yearns to know you? Your deepest secrets? And yet you continue to push me away. Cold. Unfeeling. Cruel. Is my devotion not enough? You leave my heart in shards and offer not a drop of Estus! Why must you hurt me so? Why won't you requite my love?
Dark Souls 3 appears on the balcony.
GWC: Oh, Souls! My dearest Dark Souls III! Tell me what is is that you require to win your heart! Must I climb Mount (Ooh, kill em)anjaro? Should I present you a necklace of the finest twinkling titanite? Only speak it and I will make it so!
Dark Souls III, unmoved, leans over the railing and whispers
DSIII: Git Gud.
Fade to black
Curtain
Scene:
2AM. A resplendent courtyard bathed in moonlight. GWC calls out to DSIII in its bedroom chambers.
GWC: Vexation, thy name is Dark Souls III! Can you not feel my adoration? How my heart yearns to know you? Your deepest secrets? And yet you continue to push me away. Cold. Unfeeling. Cruel. Is my devotion not enough? You leave my heart in shards and offer not a drop of Estus! Why must you hurt me so? Why won't you requite my love?
Dark Souls 3 appears on the balcony.
GWC: Oh, Souls! My dearest Dark Souls III! Tell me what is is that you require to win your heart! Must I climb Mount (Ooh, kill em)anjaro? Should I present you a necklace of the finest twinkling titanite? Only speak it and I will make it so!
Dark Souls III, unmoved, leans over the railing and whispers
DSIII: Git Gud.
Fade to black
Curtain
