Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Hello. My name is The Division. Oh. You want to know about me? Hmm. Let's see. I like long, uneventful walks on the street. I enjoy candlelit dinners at sunset. (The candles cast Real Time Reflections and the sunset has Dynamic Global Illumination.)
What would my ideal evening be for us? Well, I think we could take a trip to the Dark Zone, so we can get to know each other better. I know this spot that has some really great weapon upgrades. Then, if you'd like, we could top off the magical night by extracting all our loot without being brutally murdered as we wait for the slow ass helicopter to come. I think that sounds amazing.
Hello. My name is The Division. Oh. You want to know about me? Hmm. Let's see. I like long, uneventful walks on the street. I enjoy candlelit dinners at sunset. (The candles cast Real Time Reflections and the sunset has Dynamic Global Illumination.)
What would my ideal evening be for us? Well, I think we could take a trip to the Dark Zone, so we can get to know each other better. I know this spot that has some really great weapon upgrades. Then, if you'd like, we could top off the magical night by extracting all our loot without being brutally murdered as we wait for the slow ass helicopter to come. I think that sounds amazing.
