Uploaded February 2021 | Updated September 2026, 5 days ago

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Video formely known as "Cyberjank 2077", with its name changed cause I fell out of love with the joke. So long, honey, thanks for all the laughs all those months ago.

Cyberpunk 2077 did not blow my mammaries off, but it's still a good way to spend 60 hours of your life.



Read The Cyborg Manifesto. Or at least Neuromancer. Please.


00:00 - 02:24 - Preface
02:24 - 14:00 - CYBER, The Review (spoiler-free)
14:00 - 24:16 - PUNK, The Analysis (spoilers)
24:16 - 31:41 - CYBERPUNK, The Meandering (also spoilers)
31:41 - 32:16 - Outro


Channels I borrowed footage from:
youtube.com/channel/UCOGA3s0kDGz76bt1Rb0qRIA (the religion quest)
youtube.com/channel/UC6bNsfiac5o0ekDcEQYBL5w (also the religion quest)
youtube.com/channel/UCWBA1-H9A5IldSb3tNwQmtQ (bad ending)
youtube.com/user/Darkangel754 (Deus Ex)
youtube.com/c/xGarbett (Blade Runner easter egg)

The rest of the footage is either my own or trailers you can easily find.

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