Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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Hitman has always been a series near and dear to my heart as a stealth game freak. And while everyone knows about Snake and the insane near-reality of MGS, I think the bald killer entangled with Illuminati deserves some love too.

Thumbnail by Ranveld
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Timestamps:
00:00 - 01:30 - Intro
01:30 - 04:53 - Hitman: Codename 47
04:53 - 09:50 - Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
09:50 - 11:53 - Hitman: Contracts
11:53 - 18:27 - Hitman: Blood Money
18:27 - 23:22 - Hitman: Absolution
23:22 - 31:51 - Hitman: The World of Assassination Trilogy
31:51 - 32:33 - Outro

Footage borrowed from:
- Willzyyy (youtube.com/c/Willzyyy)
- MKIceAndFire (youtube.com/c/MKIceAndFire)
- Centerstain01 (youtube.com/c/Centerstrain01inc)
- Global Gaming (youtube.com/channel/UC4ANrwSR-8_-xytBinoo8PQ)
- AlphaYellow (youtube.com/c/AlphaYellow)
- TheProfessional (youtube.com/channel/UC1NzF95Dk5tXCNdDFmyq9aQ)
- Game_track (youtube.com/c/Gametrack)
- theGamingbat (youtube.com/channel/UCDzYNDRFB7M3aqLAKFy0JTg)
- AJ Nguyen (youtube.com/c/AJNguyenGamingChannel)
- Euler13 (youtube.com/c/Euler13)

Music used:
Hitman 2016 - Main Theme/Briefing
Hitman: Codename 47 - Main Menu Theme
Hitman: Codename 47 - Harbor theme
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - 47 in St. Petersburg
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Action
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Waiting For Action
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin - Main Menu Theme
Hitman: Contracts - Main Menu theme
Hitman: Blood Money - Vegas
Hitman: Blood Money - Secret Invasion
Hitman: Blood Money - Apocalypse
Hitman: Absolution - Sneaking Through The Library
Hitman: Absolution - Barbershop
Hitman E3 trailer
Hitman 2016 - Showstopper
Hitman 3 - Chongqing Requiem
Hitman 3 - Main Theme
Rat Boy & IBDY - Who's Ready For Tomorrow (from Cyberpunk 2077/Edgerunners)oo

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