Uploaded May 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Satan's Sunday School Song lyrics:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Indoctrinating all the little kiddies!
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Give kids catchy Christian songs to sing!
Q-R-S-T-U-V
Hook them young before they start to think!
W-X-Y and Z
The Bible is the only book they need!
Now I know my Christian A-B-C's
Recruiting soldiers for the Lord's Army!