Uploaded May 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Satan has decided to rerelease his Sunday School song collection separate from the Gospel Playlist. He was irritated that his "Only A Boy Named David" song is so low on the search result list on YouTube.

Help Satan get more hits and likes on his Sunday School Songs! Satan doesn't even care if you sing your own renditions of his Sunday School Songs on your own channel! Satan would like that very much!

Satan's Sunday School song lyrics:
Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah,
Issachar, Zebulun, Dan and Naphtali,
Gad and Asher, Joseph, Benjamin -
These are the sons of Jacob

Reuben was the son of Leah
Reuben slept with his dad's wife Bilhah
Simeon and Levi killed Shekem's people
Whom they convinced to get circumcised

Judah's two sons named Er and Onan
Did questionable evil and God up and killed them
Then Judah had sexy time with his twice-daughter-in-law
Because he thought she was a prostitute

Joseph had dreams about stars and sheaves of wheat
And all his brothers would all bow down to him
So Joseph's brothers sold him into slavery
Then they showed Papa Jacob his bloody coat