Uploaded August 2019 | Updated September 2026, 10 minutes ago

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ScarnonCunce Productions proudly brings you the Australian dub for the critically-acclaimed Chernobyl mini series. Fuckin' enjoy cunce, let us know what ya think of it aye?
Yeah look I'm a bit late on the bandwagon but here's a video anyway.

SCRIPT

SCENE 1 (Not 3 roentgen, it's 15,000) youtu.be/yPRMx2k1NM8

Legasov: Yeah mate we need ya to hop into a truck with a thingo on it so we can see what the fuck is goin' on aye.

Army guy: Bloody hell, that sounds fucken' dangerous.

Legasov: Nah yeah ya could cark it.

Army guy: Yeah get stuffed I ain't doin' shit!

Scherbina: There's a slab of Tooheys on the passenger seat.

Army guy: You owe me ya cunts.

Scherbina: Tops.

(later)


Scherbina: Cunt better have some fucken' tinnies left.

Army guy: It's not 3 Roentgen. It's 15,000.

Scherbina: What's goin on there Leggy?

Legasov: Scherby, It means the cunt is absolutely, positively fucked.
(big pause and showing of horrified looks)
Can I pinch one of those beers?


SCENE 2 (DYATLOV MOMENTS) - youtu.be/NKFhrVcAwQg | youtu.be/jUUWRrj1YI8

And now, Oldmate Dyatto would like to share his thoughts on the disaster..

Dyatlov: He's off his head, get the cunt outta here.
(sees graphite) ... fuck me, glowing concrete...
What is that thingo sayin? 3.6... not grouse, not shithouse
Did ya chuck those pingas up or not? Ah come on not in here mate
(The air is glowing) Yeah nah mate she'll be right, no fucken worries.
Right that's enough stuffin' around, I'll go the bloody roof and
she'll be- she'll be app- *throws up* Ah, I'm sorry cunts *falls over*


SCENE 3 (German robot joker) youtu.be/J7UcYtLq3zk

Army guy 2: Fuck me. She's a beaut isn't she?

Scherbina: Is it German?

Army guy 2: Nah Holden.

(Advert) The all-new Holden Joker. Starting at 15,000 Roentgen. I-I mean dollars.

Scherbina: Holden..

*breaks*

Scherbina: Oh it's the fuel pump!

Legasov: Nah, nah it's the alternator, alternator!

Some cunt: Well I think it's both to be honest..

(later)
Scherbina: YEAH WHY DONT YA COME SEE WHAT THEY SENT US THEN? IT'S FUCKEN' CARKED IT ON THE ROOF CUNT!
YOU CAN BET YOUR ARSE I'M NOT BUYIN' ANOTHER BLOODY HOLDEN!
TWO FIFTHS OF FUCK ALL, THAT'S HOW LONG THE CUNT LASTED! TELL THAT CUNT MORRISON, THAT DICKHEAD *smashes shit*
... righto lets go look at that Torana we saw on gumtree.
Fetch us a new phone cunt.


Other lines
Robot operator: Forward 1. Reverse 1. She's fucked.

Guy who went to roof: I don't see how it could explode. ... But she did.

'Off his head' Guy: The cunt exploded!

Army grunt: He's back.

Air is glowing: Mate the air is glowing.

Guy who chucks up: It's gone!

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