Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
G'day cunce! Bruce Ocker here again! Did youse love strewth tape? Well today I present to you the next step in the evolution of mankind; Strewth Tape Clear!! Now, youse can fix your grandma's table up and this time the old bag won't even bloody notice it! Strewth!
Fuck yeah cunce, I decided to give Flex Tape and Swifty another go, hope youse enjoy!! Bit different style this time around with the voice delivery, I actually thought it wouldn't end up as good as the other one, but it might actually be better.. You decide! Cheers for your support cunce, love yas all. And uh, yeah, I'll fucken' catch you cunce in the next one. Cheers. Hoo-roo!
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SCRIPT (some updated ones at the bottom)
G'day cunts Bruce Occer here for Strewth Tape Clear. Fuck me it's like regular Strewth tape
but this time ya can see right through the cunt! You could replace this fucken' outdoor light,
but instead we're just gonna slap some bloody tape on it. Fuck yeah mate!!
Ohh not this fucken pile of shit again! Whose the cooked cunt who keeps puttin' holes in this
fucken' sink?! And yeah mate fucken oath, the cunt still works underwater. If you're one of those
fancy cunts that owns a pool or a spa, this shit's just perfect for you aye. Fix your grandma's
table up with Strewth Tape and this time the old bag won't even bloody notice it!
Oh whats this mate did your fat arse break the chair again? Yeah look mate, even with this clear
shit the hotel's still gonna bill ya for that one ya cheeky cunt! If you're a shithouse driver,
you've probably said, "Me car is buggered!" more often than a bloody Holden driver, but with Strewth
tape mate, you've got no worries at all ya drongo! How'd ya get a hole in that ya fucken idiot?
Yeah strewth mate I fucked another tinny right up! And these cooked cunts fixed her up with only
Strewth Tape Clear. What are ya surprised or some shit? Carn mate this tape is built like a
fucken brick shithouse! Luckily for these little bastards, this shit's tighter than a nun's nasty.
Cause if it wasn't, I'd be king-hittin' the shit out of these sharks right now! Yeah straya!!!!
Alright, someone get me back to Queensland I'm sick of this fucken place. Hello? Tubbsy? Tubbo?!
.. Ah fuck.
EXTRA BIT that i left out below
And unlike our last five prime ministers, this shit holds on like an absolute sick cunt.
I reckon I'm gonna need a bigger tinny!
SOME CHANGES
But with Strewth Tape mate, even you have no worries at all ya dickhead!
How'd that even happen ya fucken idiot?!
Flex tape clear flex glue hi phil swift here for flex tape
G'day cunce! Bruce Ocker here again! Did youse love strewth tape? Well today I present to you the next step in the evolution of mankind; Strewth Tape Clear!! Now, youse can fix your grandma's table up and this time the old bag won't even bloody notice it! Strewth!
Fuck yeah cunce, I decided to give Flex Tape and Swifty another go, hope youse enjoy!! Bit different style this time around with the voice delivery, I actually thought it wouldn't end up as good as the other one, but it might actually be better.. You decide! Cheers for your support cunce, love yas all. And uh, yeah, I'll fucken' catch you cunce in the next one. Cheers. Hoo-roo!
DISCORD SERVER: discordapp.com/invite/dUFkReq
**Wanna support me?**
PAYPAL: paypal.me/scarnoncuncedonate
SCRIPT (some updated ones at the bottom)
G'day cunts Bruce Occer here for Strewth Tape Clear. Fuck me it's like regular Strewth tape
but this time ya can see right through the cunt! You could replace this fucken' outdoor light,
but instead we're just gonna slap some bloody tape on it. Fuck yeah mate!!
Ohh not this fucken pile of shit again! Whose the cooked cunt who keeps puttin' holes in this
fucken' sink?! And yeah mate fucken oath, the cunt still works underwater. If you're one of those
fancy cunts that owns a pool or a spa, this shit's just perfect for you aye. Fix your grandma's
table up with Strewth Tape and this time the old bag won't even bloody notice it!
Oh whats this mate did your fat arse break the chair again? Yeah look mate, even with this clear
shit the hotel's still gonna bill ya for that one ya cheeky cunt! If you're a shithouse driver,
you've probably said, "Me car is buggered!" more often than a bloody Holden driver, but with Strewth
tape mate, you've got no worries at all ya drongo! How'd ya get a hole in that ya fucken idiot?
Yeah strewth mate I fucked another tinny right up! And these cooked cunts fixed her up with only
Strewth Tape Clear. What are ya surprised or some shit? Carn mate this tape is built like a
fucken brick shithouse! Luckily for these little bastards, this shit's tighter than a nun's nasty.
Cause if it wasn't, I'd be king-hittin' the shit out of these sharks right now! Yeah straya!!!!
Alright, someone get me back to Queensland I'm sick of this fucken place. Hello? Tubbsy? Tubbo?!
.. Ah fuck.
EXTRA BIT that i left out below
And unlike our last five prime ministers, this shit holds on like an absolute sick cunt.
I reckon I'm gonna need a bigger tinny!
SOME CHANGES
But with Strewth Tape mate, even you have no worries at all ya dickhead!
How'd that even happen ya fucken idiot?!
Flex tape clear flex glue hi phil swift here for flex tape
