Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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this golden is a fucking nightmare

i got mad earlier and minimised nohboard on accident. therefore i am leaving this unlisted video here, which shows berry 3 to end: youtube.com/watch?v=8O7QjC2QdCo&lc=Ugwf-FGKEAxsYLziNI94AaABAg.9sP9sr6anJz9sRMngNfRQl
nohboard was working in this video AND i had my mic on, so you can hear my keyboard inputs. that run is about 80% of the golden's difficulty. if that doesn't work as credibility then you're a fucking microwave
i actually would not be able to mentally handle redoing this after arguably the biggest fluke that i have had (one death to berry 6 and no deaths past it) all because of nohboard dying on me. i would genuinely prefer to engage in a cia torture method for thirty minutes while some guy additionally kicks me in the nuts at a constant interval

me being mad aside, this map is good. the regular golden is also good. the fc golden is not. don't do it. snolls did a great job making genuinely interesting spike jump gameplay, and it deserves at least a casual play. but he himself has said that it was never created with goldening in mind, let alone fc goldening. berry 6 being the worst chokepoint on the entire golden list is living proof of that and i am absolutely not faulting him for me disliking this experience.
thanks to ninz for strats and thanks to yoshi for contributing the most horrific thing that i have seen in my entire life to the list (fr though crazy stuff lol, gg yosh)
map: gamebanana.com/mods/150557