Uploaded August 2010 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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This is what happens when you take a meme to the next level. Read the thing at the beginning of the video for the explanation, pause it if it's too fast. My goal in all of this is to get Kanye to hear the track. That would pretty jokes.

I may add links to each tweet in the lyrics later, but that will be incredibly time consuming. Trust me though, they're all on there. I can't make this stuff up. If there is enough interest, and the legalities are all worked out, I may sell this track for a dollar or something on some website. That would be swell.

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Lyrics (tweet by tweet):

Dress up for flight
I feel the glow
Classical music is tight yo
cool ain't cool no more,it's a new day education is the new motivation truth taste and beauty

let's raise our children better than us
HEADED TO THE CLUB..... these tweets were made of real bits of panther!!!!
Clothes are my drug
SWAGGER ON 200,000 THOUSAND TRILLION!!!
I'm bout to hop on this #BABYMAMAJET the jets Billionaires give to they baby mamas

Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes
I hate half empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets
wuuuuuuuuuut I need this goblet in my life!!! This is the best one yet
I don't own own a phone so no tweets in the club... lap tops are hard to dance with

hahahahaaha
I love me
I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight

Office clothes (are the s**)
Being nice (is the s***)
Leonard Berenstein (is the s***)
Palace of Versailles(is the s***)
Oh woooow... the show version of POWER is sounding crrrrraaaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeee

wooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
I ain't go lie
we gone be at 100,000 before I hop on this jet
why girls from Stockholm be so fresh????!!!!
Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on
I hate stickers on laptops
Thoughts is Napoleon

Hangover's ain't good man... hangover's ain't good
Is the Versace sofa too hood? Might need to cover it in plastic!!!
Yes!!!! My glasses came and I don't mean the shades
Sipping Molnar Family Poseidin's Vineyard Chardonnay in the middle of the day
I wake up everyday and say - I'm trying my best to stay out my own way
I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!!

Mr. West would you like some juice for the 15th time and oh since your awake now ... let's

take a picture lol
We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need em
Suits is an expensive addiction
Nigga my screen is 13 feeeeeet #DONTTALKTOME!!!!
I love me
I need some hot DVDs for the whip
banks take 10 precent and kill you
I'm cool with trial and error ... the trail part is cool the error, not so much

I jog in Lanvin
I need this horse, Kings need horses
I ordered the salmon ,medium instead of medium well didn't want to ruin the magic
Every time I tweet I wanna say #THATJUSTHAPPENED!
Keep good friends around
choose em wise
Everybody at Rolling Stones had one question on there mind and the answer is... yes, the

shoes are Dreis (sic)
This is gonna be a dope ass day

Yo @jimmyfallon you been killin the suits man Good Job thats the new movement
She said she can jog in those heels ... I said, those heels must be Lanvin!
Life is awesome
Limitation spawns innovation
sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards
the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes
CASH IS KING
but keep good credit
i might be having the best week ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

working on being a doper person
keep fresh flowers in the crib
GREEEEEEEY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! hahhahahahahaaaaaa
awwwww man this is addictive I might get in trouble on here!!!!

shout out @Ew
shout out @ Rap Radar
Shout out @MTV
shout out @Fader
Shout out @Ny Mag
shout out @ Rolling Stone
shout out @Perez
shout out @Miss info
shout out @ Pitch Fork
Shout out @ Nah Right
Vintage Hermes travel bags are tight yo!!!

Sometimes in life... you just gotta wait for the next elevator

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