Uploaded March 2011 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago

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Alternate title: Bud Sings A Very Short Lo-Fi Song About Former And Latter While Dancing Like An Idiot With His Wife Because That's How He Rolls

Thanks to George for suggesting the topic for this video.

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Song Lyrics:

When you're talking about two things
Like Colorado and Saratoga Springs
And you want to say
Either one in another way
Just remember:

The former is the first
They've both got 'F's just like Fred Durst
The latter is the last
Link the 'L's like the low, low brass
If you're ever in danger of forgetting which is which
Just remember, remember this when asked:
The former is the first, the latter is the last

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Music: Former Ladders by The Perfect Place
theperfectplace.bandcamp.com
© 2010 fecklessMusic
Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License

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