Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 6 minutes ago
Really Short Fantasy Episode 17. Showing what some Canadian dragons are like, with one dragon there as a reminder about stereotyping.
Scenes across Canada include Banff, AB, Tofino, BC, the giant Canadian flag in Surrey, BC, a karaoke bar in Calgary, AB, Hatley Castle in Colwood (Victoria) BC, Quebec, Nunavut, Hopewell Rocks Provincial Park, NB, Jasper, AB, a beach in Nova Scotia, the CN Tower in Toronto, ON, etc.
Lyrics by Karl Johanson, who used digital tools for the music and vocals. Some video clips produced with images taken with a Coolpix waterproof. Some video clips produced with digital creation tools, with lots of versions and some modifications done with Adobe Premiere Elements Photo Editor (Photoshop) 2026. Extensively edited with Adobe Premiere Elements Video Editor. *Salute* to those who don't need any sort of digital help to output their creative impulses.
Lyrics
I don't think Canadian dragons.
Ever drive station wagons.
And this sounds phony,
but they don't eat macaroni.
And even though it's hokey
they like to sing karaoke.
According to some of my calculations,
from the Rockies to the Appalachians,
you'll find dragons, seventy dozen
if you doubt me, ask my cousin.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They always give their scales a comb,
and don't wear shoes inside your home.
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
When looking out for such a beast
on the west coast or the east
you'll find their favourite kind of turf
is anywhere that's near the surf.
I tell you this with a great big smile,
From Duncan to old Baffin Isle,
you'll find dragons, seventy dozen
if you doubt me, ask my cousin.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They'll share a dinner with a grin
and use a napkin on their chin.
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
Up north where there are polar bears
You'll find some dragons too, I swears
They aren't the sort to give you spooks
And many of them wear bright tooks.
They don't breathe fire, their name's not smog,
they're know to breathe out perfumed fog
I tell you this, and I'm no troll,
from the forty-ninth to the north pole,
dragons you'll find, about eight forty
Some are chubby, some are sporty.
According to some of my calculations,
from the Rockies to the Appalachians,
you'll find dragons, seventy dozen
if you doubt me, ask my cousin.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They'll share a dinner with a grin
and use a napkin on their chin.
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They get along with me and you
and they like potatoes too!
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
#dragons #fantasy #animation
Really Short Fantasy Episode 17. Showing what some Canadian dragons are like, with one dragon there as a reminder about stereotyping.
Scenes across Canada include Banff, AB, Tofino, BC, the giant Canadian flag in Surrey, BC, a karaoke bar in Calgary, AB, Hatley Castle in Colwood (Victoria) BC, Quebec, Nunavut, Hopewell Rocks Provincial Park, NB, Jasper, AB, a beach in Nova Scotia, the CN Tower in Toronto, ON, etc.
Lyrics by Karl Johanson, who used digital tools for the music and vocals. Some video clips produced with images taken with a Coolpix waterproof. Some video clips produced with digital creation tools, with lots of versions and some modifications done with Adobe Premiere Elements Photo Editor (Photoshop) 2026. Extensively edited with Adobe Premiere Elements Video Editor. *Salute* to those who don't need any sort of digital help to output their creative impulses.
Lyrics
I don't think Canadian dragons.
Ever drive station wagons.
And this sounds phony,
but they don't eat macaroni.
And even though it's hokey
they like to sing karaoke.
According to some of my calculations,
from the Rockies to the Appalachians,
you'll find dragons, seventy dozen
if you doubt me, ask my cousin.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They always give their scales a comb,
and don't wear shoes inside your home.
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
When looking out for such a beast
on the west coast or the east
you'll find their favourite kind of turf
is anywhere that's near the surf.
I tell you this with a great big smile,
From Duncan to old Baffin Isle,
you'll find dragons, seventy dozen
if you doubt me, ask my cousin.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They'll share a dinner with a grin
and use a napkin on their chin.
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
Up north where there are polar bears
You'll find some dragons too, I swears
They aren't the sort to give you spooks
And many of them wear bright tooks.
They don't breathe fire, their name's not smog,
they're know to breathe out perfumed fog
I tell you this, and I'm no troll,
from the forty-ninth to the north pole,
dragons you'll find, about eight forty
Some are chubby, some are sporty.
According to some of my calculations,
from the Rockies to the Appalachians,
you'll find dragons, seventy dozen
if you doubt me, ask my cousin.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They'll share a dinner with a grin
and use a napkin on their chin.
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
Draco Canadians.
They're really not barbarians.
They get along with me and you
and they like potatoes too!
and be they hen or be they drake,
they don't put Ketchup on their steak.
#dragons #fantasy #animation
